Please make it as nice as possible. As in, no flames. I’m sorry, but I’m a newb. And I don’t know where babies come from.
My parents say Santa drops them from the rooftop every Christmas. But I hear most of them dies because roof is a high place. I don’t know if they were lying or not, but I really want to know.
Were my parents telling the truth?
ummmm, your parents lied...?
--- The Fear of Blood Tends to Create the fear for the flesh-SH
Your parents were completely right. But they got something screwed up. Santa doesn’t drop babies from the roof top of houses. He drops them in a war zone, the babies are then forced to fend for themself. They have to make it to the safe house, and from there they’re taken by the S.T.O.R.K.
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The “Stork” then takes them to the expecting parent’s houses.
All this is so that the world government can breed a better warrior to protect against those alien babies they were talking about.
Cid wrote:
Your parents were completely right. But they got something screwed up. Santa doesn’t drop babies from the roof top of houses. He drops them in a war zone, the babies are then forced to fend for themself. They have to make it to the safe house, and from there they’re taken by the S.T.O.R.K.
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The “Stork” then takes them to the expecting parent’s houses.
All this is so that the world government can breed a better warrior to protect against those alien babies they were talking about.
I yes. I remember being in the warzone. But, I seem to remember not riding on Santa’s sliegh.
Please make it as nice as possible. As in, no flames. I’m sorry, but I’m a newb. And I don’t know where babies come from.
My parents say Santa drops them from the rooftop every Christmas. But I hear most of them dies because roof is a high place. I don’t know if they were lying or not, but I really want to know.
Were my parents telling the truth?
Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha are your parents serious! They lied
...they go to a motel,your mom do a striptease,your father puts his dick off,put into your mom’s pusssy,she goes like “OH,YEAH,OH,YEAH!"
then the sperm goes off,which is full of spermatozoids and they penetrate your mom’s ovulum and they ceate a cell,which multiplies and forms you
ops
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Unit_DTH wrote:
Death would be far too kind a punishment for your nonsense gabmed... far too nice!
...they go to a motel,your mom do a striptease,your father puts his dick off,put into your mom’s pusssy,she goes like “OH,YEAH,OH,YEAH!"
then the sperm goes off,which is full of spermatozoids and they penetrate your mom’s ovulum and they ceate a cell,which multiplies and forms you
ops
Thats impossible!!!!! Because last time someone said that to me was on my birthday and they were like APRIL FOOLS!
...they go to a motel,your mom do a striptease,your father puts his dick off,put into your mom’s pusssy,she goes like “OH,YEAH,OH,YEAH!"
then the sperm goes off,which is full of spermatozoids and they penetrate your mom’s ovulum and they ceate a cell,which multiplies and forms you
ops
Thats impossible!!!!! Because last time someone said that to me was on my birthday and they were like APRIL FOOLS!
...do you know what porn is?
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gabmed wrote:
Unit_DTH wrote:
Death would be far too kind a punishment for your nonsense gabmed... far too nice!
...they go to a motel,your mom do a striptease,your father puts his dick off,put into your mom’s pusssy,she goes like “OH,YEAH,OH,YEAH!"
then the sperm goes off,which is full of spermatozoids and they penetrate your mom’s ovulum and they ceate a cell,which multiplies and forms you
ops
Thats impossible!!!!! Because last time someone said that to me was on my birthday and they were like APRIL FOOLS!
Cid wrote:
Your parents were completely right. But they got something screwed up. Santa doesn’t drop babies from the roof top of houses. He drops them in a war zone, the babies are then forced to fend for themself. They have to make it to the safe house, and from there they’re taken by the S.T.O.R.K.
Super
Tremendous
Operations
Request
Kaiserglider
The “Stork” then takes them to the expecting parent’s houses.
All this is so that the world government can breed a better warrior to protect against those alien babies they were talking about.
I yes. I remember being in the warzone. But, I seem to remember not riding on Santa’s sliegh.
That’s because Santa doesn’t have a sleigh, he’s got an F22 Raptor.
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