THE MEGA LASER- A CULT OF THOR PROJECT

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okay so now that the cult has armies and crap, we need a secret weapon, the mega laser.

the mega laser is a satelite that will be positioned right over the big black spot on thunder island, that we can totally kaboom it and builds a big research facility any suggestions for laser construction?

-mega laser is going to be built as a death star add-on instead of a completely new sattelite.

- a mega barrier is being researched to shield from the blasts, it has been built from a steel frame and charged plasma on either side.

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researchers-Imperial Scientists
builders- zombie mind slaves
defense- sith stealth assassins, army of clone troopers, terminators.

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We need an advanced targeting computer and heat seeking cluster missiles.

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the mega laser is a satellite, missiles might be hard to launch all the way to earth without some extreme impact on other areas.

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That is why a mega barrier will be put around thunder isle which will shield us.

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it should only be used under major circumstances like if the earth was under attack by extraterrestrial life forms.

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mega barrier around thor base-

ideas for what it will be made of-

energy

plasma

reenforced steel construction with a flexible design

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what about a plasma energy shield that is reinforced with reinforced with a constructed flexible design?

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a laser gun that fires orphans!
and kindergardener children to protect the orphans from gunfire

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outer layer, plasma, middle layer steel construction, inner layer, plasma.

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damn good shield. and it will force any attack right back at the person or thing that attacked the base of the cult of thor

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sure is, now we just need some worker units to do the job,

my suggestion:
Zombie Mind Slaves.

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and 6 year old children cannon fodder? just to soak up the bullets you know

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Turrets will be mounted on the walls, these are used for defense and to destroy enemy sattelites.

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I will bring some imerial experts from the death star and my ship the ravager.

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id still like billions of small children running into gunfire
just to make sure we dont even get scratched

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Conruction Team:
researchers-Imperial Scientists
builders- zombie mind slaves
defense- sith stealth assassins, army of clone troopers, terminators.

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defense-billions of 6 year old children with flintlock pistols

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Sith Assassins with stealth armor


and clone troopers

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this is serious crap, jomas. and where the fuck are we gonna get so many 6 year olds without being attacked by armies of protesters.

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i have 900 million in my backyard
we need another 100 million