*skips around* La la la la! Convert me! Make me atheist! La la la la! *Gskirt blows up revealing hairy GORILLArear covered by a Gstring* Lets drop science! Convert me! Forget science! Lets jump to conclusions! Lets go atheist! Lets start pulling STRAWmans out our asses! Come on! Come on! La la la la! Lets burn nonbelievers of our atheist religion! Convert me! The universe popped out of nowhere! Convert me! Pull down my skirt and stone me. I’m hairy GORILLAplex! Do it! *GORILLAplexes in bikinis dance across screen* La la la la! Convert me! Bend me over and convert me! We came from monkeys when nothing went bang! *GORILLAplexes strip* We came from a chain of homos so convert me! Burn a model of Charles in front of my house! Religion sucks! It doesn’t give us morals! La la la la la la la la la la la! Convert me!
No offense to homos, etc, etc... Atheism = best religion = ftw
Don’t worry Gorillaplex your going to gorilla heaven, where there is all the gorilla girls you could want. Silly Gorillaplex, Gorilla’s don’t get converted
ChibiDiscoDhaos wrote:
Don’t worry Gorillaplex your going to gorilla heaven, where there is all the gorilla girls you could want. Silly Gorillaplex, Gorilla’s don’t get converted
1indainfinite wrote:
If I die and go to hell I hopr I get to possess people and not in their home some public place like the mall or *cough*church*cough*
1indainfinite wrote:
If I die and go to hell I hopr I get to possess people and not in their home some public place like the mall or *cough*church*cough*
dude how awsome would that be?
I know right!, bet it’s like a job in hell that you have to apply for(it wouldn’t be hell if you just got the job)
--- God is evil God is pure God is neither God is God
Don’t FUCK with my insanity I’ll warp your REALiTY
1indainfinite wrote:
If I die and go to hell I hopr I get to possess people and not in their home some public place like the mall or *cough*church*cough*
dude how awsome would that be?
I know right!, bet it’s like a job in hell that you have to apply for(it wouldn’t be hell if you just got the job)
There could be some awsome demon chicks too. Those really hot seductive demon chicks. Hell might not be so bad, Well getting a job might be.
1indainfinite wrote:
If I die and go to hell I hopr I get to possess people and not in their home some public place like the mall or *cough*church*cough*
dude how awsome would that be?
I know right!, bet it’s like a job in hell that you have to apply for(it wouldn’t be hell if you just got the job)
There could be some awsome demon chicks too. Those really hot seductive demon chicks. Hell might not be so bad, Well getting a job might be.
Everytime you do a demon chick you’ll get crabs or it wouldn’t be hell and they’ll cheat on you.
--- God is evil God is pure God is neither God is God
Don’t FUCK with my insanity I’ll warp your REALiTY
1indainfinite wrote:
If I die and go to hell I hopr I get to possess people and not in their home some public place like the mall or *cough*church*cough*
dude how awsome would that be?
I know right!, bet it’s like a job in hell that you have to apply for(it wouldn’t be hell if you just got the job)
There could be some awsome demon chicks too. Those really hot seductive demon chicks. Hell might not be so bad, Well getting a job might be.
Everytime you do a demon chick you’ll get crabs or it wouldn’t be hell and they’ll cheat on you.
Yeah....But still, In heaven all you do is worship god, that doesn’t sound to fun to me. I’d rather be in hell and having fun with demon chicks than just sit there and worship someone.
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