oh her jugs what you gonna say when zell finally thinks of just simply getting behind tifa and start punching and kicking her little pancake ass shes done for.
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Why would he want to close his eyes?!?! He’d be mesmerized by their bounciness as she charged him. And nothing about Zell makes me think he’s an effective fighter blinded. And as I said before, even if he landed a punch/kick, her bouncy boobies would absorb the impact. He very well might just let her smother him with those kick-ass bazooms, and contently accept oblivion
you do realise zells gay right?? you can tell from how many times he wants to hold squalls hand and how he gets pwnd by seifer all the time.... thus the bwbs will have no effect and hed hit anywhere he could and besides no matter what boobs are easily hurt anyway....
and seifer pisses anyone off while i don’t remember zell asking to hold hand even i didn’t finish the whole for dumb gf reasons that i always started a new game.
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