03 Mar 2008 12:40 am
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My Fruit-Killing Skills are remarkable.
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03 Mar 2008 12:41 am 03 Mar 2008 12:41 am
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And that the Mad King Thorn is totally freakin' awesome.
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03 Mar 2008 12:42 am
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In the future, soldiers will be jumping around the battlefield, flipping tanks, and holding shotguns and sniper rifles with one hand, while effortlessly shooting the other jumping soldiers.
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03 Mar 2008 12:42 am
26 days left. Splee?
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To Layeth the Smacketh Down on Your Candy Ass
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03 Mar 2008 12:46 am
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We will have the technology to go into space and have light-speed drives, energy shields, and super armor...
...but we’ll still use gay bullets instead of lasers and most of our soldiers won’t even have face protection.
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03 Mar 2008 12:47 am
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Red_Calibur9 wrote:
We will have the technology to go into space and have light-speed drives, energy shields, and super armor...
...but we’ll still use gay bullets instead of lasers and most of our soldiers won’t even have face protection.
I assume you mean Halo. We don’t have laser guns because they are inefficient and costly.
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03 Mar 2008 12:48 am
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You can’t jump vertically if your name is Link.
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03 Mar 2008 12:49 am
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NEREVAR117 wrote:
Red_Calibur9 wrote:
We will have the technology to go into space and have light-speed drives, energy shields, and super armor...
...but we’ll still use gay bullets instead of lasers and most of our soldiers won’t even have face protection.
I assume you mean Halo. We don’t have laser guns because they are inefficient and costly.
Half-way good point.
Watch, in 100 years, we’ll probably have better tech then those 500-year-in-the-future crazies.
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03 Mar 2008 12:52 am
Coco Chanel - My Queen
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that blonds can kick serious butt and be smart and still look hoooot while doing it
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To Mr. samus suks my balls:
Learn to spell. And she can’t suck anything that isn’t there.
03 Mar 2008 12:52 am
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zeta_evolved wrote:
that blonds can kick serious butt and be smart and still look hoooot while doing it
lol Miss Aran?
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03 Mar 2008 12:55 am
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Red_Calibur9 wrote:
zeta_evolved wrote:
that blonds can kick serious butt and be smart and still look hoooot while doing it
lol Miss Aran?
AY Captain!!
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Anonymousface. wrote:
To Mr. samus suks my balls:
Learn to spell. And she can’t suck anything that isn’t there.
03 Mar 2008 01:42 am
IMMORTALITY, TAKE IT, IT'S YOURS!!!
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That when it comes to shooting demonic people who have something to do with the incident in Racoon City you cant move when shooting them or cutting them with your knife....
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03 Mar 2008 01:45 am
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Satan is on Mars.
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Yea, though I walk through the valley of the shadow of death, I will fear no evil: for thou art with me.
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03 Mar 2008 01:49 am
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Scientific bases on Mars have chainsaws just lying around.
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03 Mar 2008 01:56 am
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Put a man in a suit and give him a briefcase, he can control time and space.
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03 Mar 2008 01:58 am
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One Marine can kill the contents of Hell, starting with a flashlight, a PDA, and a shitty-ass pistol.
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03 Mar 2008 02:13 am
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A nerdy man with a crowbar can, nearly single-handedly, fight off an entire alien race that beat down Earth’s military forces in 7 hours.
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03 Mar 2008 06:15 am
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When you happen to be in a plane crash and are stranded in the ocean, you can find a tower that will lead you to a long lost city 50 miles under the sea and will have to fight off large amounts of crazy people with only a wrentch.
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03 Mar 2008 06:45 am
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NEREVAR117 wrote:
My Fruit-Killing Skills are remarkable.
Haha, I remember that.
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