| 03 Mar 2008 07:29 am |
Addict (beyond 1337) Rep: 37  Joined: 14 Feb 2007 Posts: 19,793 ONLINE | If you are faced with Alien invaders don’t hide your mobile base 
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| 03 Mar 2008 08:16 am |
UBER 1337 Poster Rep: 32 Joined: 09 Mar 2007 Posts: 3,307 OFFLINE | Maggot Face wrote:
One Marine can kill the contents of Hell, starting with a flashlight, a PDA, and a shitty-ass pistol.
and one huge fuckin gun
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| 03 Mar 2008 08:21 am |
Polar Bear Slayer Rep: 31 Joined: 25 Aug 2006 Posts: 11,967 ONLINE | When you die you respawn in 3-5 seconds.
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| 03 Mar 2008 09:36 am |
Regular Rep: 0 Joined: 08 Feb 2008 Posts: 106 OFFLINE | satan dus not live on mars b/c i am satan
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| 03 Mar 2008 10:13 am |
Unit_DTH_at_work Guest | NEREVAR117 wrote:
Red_Calibur9 wrote:
We will have the technology to go into space and have light-speed drives, energy shields, and super armor...
...but we’ll still use gay bullets instead of lasers and most of our soldiers won’t even have face protection.
I assume you mean Halo. We don’t have laser guns because they are inefficient and costly.
i.e. Spartan Laser... too long to charge and not enough ammo
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| 03 Mar 2008 02:19 pm |
UBER 1337 Poster Rep: 14 Joined: 29 May 2006 Posts: 4,166 OFFLINE | What I have learned from videogames? Well...
1. You never run of of ammo just grenades
2. If a bad guy is flashing yellow and red he is near death.
3. You never die until you say so.
4. You can hold an entire arsanal at once.
5. Killing people in the back is the way to go.
6. If it blows up it was a bad.
7. Shoot the crap out of it, it is lives, blow the crap up.
8. Lagging makes you angry
9. eating food has all sorts of effects from making you huge to giving you fire breath.
10. 1-ups are your best friend
11. The bottomless pit is the biggest fiend in video games.
12. If you blow a vechicle up do not worry it will respwan.
13. do not worry about your allies, they only work so you can achieve your goal.
14. It is all about you all the time to save the world or stop a conflict.
15. Big time enemies always hesitate to finish you off while their lowest ranking troops have no trouble at all. (Why is that?)
16. There is always a weapon of doom to use.
17. Headshots are your greatest weapon.
18. If you see a guy with tank or other weapon that makes them a nuke and you only have a pistol, run like hell.
19. snipers like to run and hide.
20. It is fun to kill the haxxors and rocket whores.
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| 03 Mar 2008 02:37 pm |
is causing chaos. Rep: 26 Joined: 04 Jul 2006 Posts: 8,135 OFFLINE | Shoot everything. If it dies, it was bad, except for when it’s not (Surprise!)
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| 03 Mar 2008 02:46 pm |
Coco Chanel - My Queen Rep: 48 Joined: 08 Sep 2007 Posts: 9,754 OFFLINE | Oddball is cool wrote:
When you happen to be in a plane crash and are stranded in the ocean, you can find a tower that will lead you to a long lost city 50 miles under the sea and will have to fight off large amounts of crazy people with only a wrentch.
oh yeah
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Anonymousface. wrote:
To Mr. samus suks my balls:
Learn to spell. And she can’t suck anything that isn’t there.
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| 03 Mar 2008 03:38 pm |
How could I be happy? Rep: 58 Joined: 22 Aug 2006 Posts: 31,591 OFFLINE | All Soldiers will worthlessly throw away their own lives for the sake of their commander. - Command and Conquer 3
It’s true. ^_^
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| 03 Mar 2008 04:00 pm |
Regular Rep: 4 Joined: 03 Jul 2007 Posts: 699 OFFLINE | When you dive head first into the pavement out of a plane, you do a belly flop.
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| 03 Mar 2008 04:40 pm |
Loli Master (Kinky Bear) Rep: 27 Joined: 25 Dec 2006 Posts: 6,419 OFFLINE | Prince Zuko wrote:
Maggot Face wrote:
One Marine can kill the contents of Hell, starting with a flashlight, a PDA, and a shitty-ass pistol.
and one BIG fuckin gun
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| 03 Mar 2008 04:41 pm |
Addict (beyond 1337) Rep: 37Joined: 14 Feb 2007 Posts: 19,793 ONLINE | If you fight in a poor country you may experience lag.
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| 03 Mar 2008 04:43 pm |
Loli Master (Kinky Bear) Rep: 27Joined: 25 Dec 2006 Posts: 6,419 OFFLINE | You have the ability to your consciousness over those of the soldiers under your command. When they die, your consciousness changes to the nearest available soldier.
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| 03 Mar 2008 04:43 pm |
LoL' WuT? Rep: 48 Joined: 26 Mar 2007 Posts: 20,460 | who lives in a poor country...
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| 03 Mar 2008 04:52 pm |
Addict (beyond 1337) Rep: 37Joined: 14 Feb 2007 Posts: 19,793 ONLINE | Dante666 wrote:
who lives in a poor country...
ppl with crappy internet. I don’t think anyone here does...but i may be wrong.
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| 03 Mar 2008 04:53 pm |
LoL' WuT? Rep: 48Joined: 26 Mar 2007 Posts: 20,460 | O.O!!!
my net is always fast...
even when they cut my speed i get no lag on any games...not even UT3
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| 03 Mar 2008 04:58 pm |
Addict (beyond 1337) Rep: 37Joined: 14 Feb 2007 Posts: 19,793 ONLINE | Dante666 wrote:
O.O!!!
my net is always fast...
even when they cut my speed i get no lag on any games...not even UT3
well u dont live in a poor country now do u .
I’ve found a few good dedicated servers with no lag in UT3. I think i’ll stay on them .All the other ones suck :\
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| 03 Mar 2008 05:06 pm |
UBER 1337 Poster Rep: 25 Joined: 22 Nov 2007 Posts: 1,942 ONLINE | Demon Slayer wrote:
If you fight in a poor country you may experience lag.
*cough* PK3 *cough*
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| 03 Mar 2008 05:30 pm |
Regular Rep: 1 Joined: 29 Feb 2008 Posts: 218 OFFLINE | games taught me that by a code i can b invincable
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| 03 Mar 2008 05:35 pm |
UBER 1337 Poster Rep: 14Joined: 29 May 2006 Posts: 4,166 OFFLINE | 21. God mode does not make you immortal, you still fall victim to the bottomless pit.
22. Infinite ammo is not cheap, it is good for you bad for your enemies.
23. People who spend time to try and crack a game for its codes and use it to cheat have no lives.
24. Many weapons can be kept in 1 fully effienct divice.
25. You can find weapons and items on wild creatures.
26. The laws of physics do not matter.
27. Bad guys are only powerful when YOU control them.
28. Soldiers do not think for themselves in RTS games, they obey the rules of the almighty one. (Players)
29. You can eat any food.
30. Bad guys never spwan until you get to a certain point.
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