Interesting story I just heard

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So, my Uncle (Kyle) who serves in the Canadian Navy and tours on the UVSS Winnipeg, a few years ago, for some classified reason he was down in Mexico with a few of his friends,

so it was late, and they were all drunk,

then a few cops pulled up, grabbed my uncle Kyle, pulled him into the car, and drove off, his friends didn’t realize really until they were sober the next day, so they contacted the army and they began searching and questioning police officers in the area he was kidnapped, this lasted for 4 months,

4 MONTHS LATER they found my good ol uncle in a Prison in the southern part of south America, in the middle of fucking nowhere.

He endured 4 months of hell, and I never even realized it, he acts so normal when I’m around, he even shared the story to us without even reflecting, pausing or acting frightened at all, he even made jokes about it.

And it turns out the officers thought he was American, which is why they grabbed him.

Just felt like sharing

Last edited 27 Mar 2008 09:33 pm by CPO Fraser

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Whoo, give my regards to him for surviving through that.

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operantly he wasn’t treated extremely bad tho, at least by the guards, they looked through his stuff and found Canadian maple leafs on his passport N shit.

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Damn. Give him my regards also.

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oh damn...

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Canada is awsomer then I thought it was

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You better believe it .

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I know your story is bullshit from this alone.

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A country with an army other then America, I know, insane right?

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Oh oh, CPO. Eh’s calling you out.

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http://www.navy.forces.gc.ca/cms_home/home_e.asp

You were saying?

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hoax site. Obviously April Fools.

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Better contact the government then and let them know their site is a hoax .

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I will.

I’ll also alert them of humor terrorist Jokes McRuinsThem

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Congratulate the Canadian government for their national igloo and recently instituting the double-double while you’re at it.

(Any “Talking to Americans” fans should get the reference )

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The Canadian Army uses polar bears, and the Navy rides on giant seals.

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You and your fancy coffee.

Coffee-Order should not be a separate language fool.

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Nah the Navy rides Arctic belugas. Belugas look better on recruiting posters.

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ROFL. I have to tell James that next time he teases me about liking Starbucks.

Although early in the morning the best language is to snarl and point.

Last edited 27 Mar 2008 10:41 pm by Etain