| 08 Apr 2008 09:46 am |
UBER 1337 Poster Rep: 18  Joined: 06 May 2007 Posts: 2,689 OFFLINE | My friend showed me this movie not too long ago. It has to be the most low budget film ever made, yet is really fucking funny.
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| 13 Apr 2008 08:12 pm |
UBER 1337 Poster Rep: 8 Joined: 28 Jan 2006 Posts: 1,898 OFFLINE | i just heard about this... wtf is this!?!
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| 13 Apr 2008 08:13 pm |
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| 13 Apr 2008 08:24 pm |
UBER 1337 Poster Rep: 18Joined: 06 May 2007 Posts: 2,689 OFFLINE | It is pretty much about Jesus Christ becoming a vampire hunter. It is fucking hilarious, and low budget.
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| 13 Apr 2008 08:27 pm |
Genibus Nitito Canus Rep: 55 Joined: 07 Jan 2008 Posts: 21,701 OFFLINE | It sounds funny as hell. Where did your friend find it?
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| 13 Apr 2008 08:27 pm |
the great aztec grunt Rep: 26 Joined: 07 Aug 2007 Posts: 5,758 ONLINE | i saw it too
the guy uses someones small intestine as num-chuks :P
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| 13 Apr 2008 08:32 pm |
Regular Rep: 8Joined: 20 Mar 2008 Posts: 192 OFFLINE | I’m fairly certain that you can still buy the DVD online - Barnes and Noble’s website carries it. However, I just downloaded it from the internet - search “Jesus Christ Vampire Hunter megaupload” and you should be able to find the links.
But yes, this movie is so awesome, that I can’t even give it 5 stars, because it transcends all traditional ratings systems. Greatest movie in the history of the universe, hahaha.
I love how the banana-split starts talking to Jesus...
“I’ll be back with your dessert in a minute."
“But I didn’t order any dessert..."
"(banana-split/puppet) - My son...I have not forsaken you."
The preacher that popped up during random intervals (who, by the way, looks remarkably similar to Rasputin) was probably the best character in the film, next to Santos.
I can’t believe that 100,000 dollars went into its production - what the hell? How could something like THAT cost so much money?
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| 13 Apr 2008 08:44 pm |
UBER 1337 Poster Rep: 18Joined: 06 May 2007 Posts: 2,689 OFFLINE | Lol, that is what everyone who watches it is wondering. lol
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| 13 Apr 2008 08:49 pm |
Regular Rep: 8Joined: 20 Mar 2008 Posts: 192 OFFLINE | Well, the biggest question I have about the movie is “Where have all the lesbians gone?"
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| 13 Apr 2008 08:50 pm |
UBER 1337 Poster Rep: 18Joined: 06 May 2007 Posts: 2,689 OFFLINE | Lol, good question!
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