Did you see any movies such as Underworld, Bloodrayne, Postal, or Alone in the Dark? Were you extremely dissapointed by them, maybe even a little angry that you spent all that money to see any of those craptacular movies? Are you part of the game industry and want to get better game-based movies? Well, Uwe Boll isn’t helping at all. In fact, he’s the one creating all the problems. For those of you that don’t know this guy Uwe Boll, he’s the one who just made that video insulting all American directors, actors, and even people that just disliked his movies by refering to them as “fucking idiots."
A perfect example of the German director Uwe Boll
What he said;
For those of you that haven’t heard already, he is just about to finish up the movie for Far Cry. This is taking it too far. Soon enough he’ll be making movies based on the best such as Half Life, Halo, and Zelda if he thinks he’s as good as he just said in the video. This petition has been going on for a short while, and gamers everywhere want to get him out of the movie industry so he won’t give game based movies a bad name. Please sign the petition and spread the word so we don’t get anymore crap from this guy. Thanks.
I loved comments two and three, so I’ll post them for everyone to see.
2. Cancer_patient - Germany gives birth to a new monster, Uwe Boll’s films are so bad they make the Holocaust seem trivial by comparison, and has the potential to cause more harm. This man is a black hole on the world’s economy and every person’s career who works with him. There is a good chance that watching any of his films may render you sterile or give you cancer, the kicker being that the disease that you are 90% certain to get won’t even have the decency to kill you before the end of the movie. I would be more than willing to sign his death warrant, but this will have to suffice for now.
3. Smallpox is better than Uwe Boll - If I bought a DVD of a Uwe Boll film and opened the box to find that, instead of the expected plastic disc, I had unleashed an endless wave of flesh eating parasitic insects who dived straight for my face, it would be slightly better value for money than seeing Alone in the Dark or House of the Dead. If any of the actors of said films had a shred of decency they would have hired a hit on him.