what happens after death?

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well religon like you come back as a animal
or you go to hevean or hell


what you think?

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No one really dies, they just sleep.

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You go to Mu.

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your mother

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You finnaly get laid

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no
even in heaven god isnt that powerfull

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I’m sorry that he can’t fix your problem

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I go to heaven. I dunno about you guys.

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well he did promis to not kill anyone after the flood
my 3987 children will have to die the ol natural way i guess
by being used as cannon fodder

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Least hell has cable

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That he did promise. He said that it would be the last time he would do something like that.

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yeah i look forwards to that
its going to be like sleeping forever

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Yeah, until Judgment Day anyway.

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well you can’t guarantee that will happen

but you can guarantee that you will die

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We can’t guarantee it, but I am expecting it. I can guarantee that I will die. No one lives forever.

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yeah i try not to get my hopes up...because if you expect something to happen after death
you will be less careful with life because you think there is something better after death

but if there isn’t something after death, you just messed up because you didn’t get life as long...

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Actually he said he would never flood the earth again, later, he says he is going to destroy it with fire. Noah’s ark won’t be much help then unless it has anti-flammable wood.

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someone will have to create a huge metal box with lots of air conditioners

lets see god destroy that

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fire, sounds like global warming heh funny....

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I forgot that. The day of reckoning eh? If you know what I mean.