| 15 May 2008 08:49 pm |
Polar Bear Slayer Rep: 25  Joined: 25 Aug 2006 Posts: 11,515 OFFLINE | So, My mom needed some help to do grocery shopping (shes not feeling well) so We were driving down our street, then this dumbass family who don’t know how to raise a dog open a gate and there dog goes vooming out, we don’t hit it, but it starts flying around running back and fourth over the street slowing me and my mom down, so we get to this gate that leads to a field, my mom (who loves dogs) is like: “If that were our dog I would love help to catch her” she then looked at me, so I was like “FIiiIIIINE..." So I jumped outa the car ran across the street, approached the dog to fastly and it bolted into the field, so I chased it for about 2 minutes none stop, then I was close, leaped to grab it, missed, and it bolted, I sprung back up and (unfortunately) had to corner it so I could try to grab it and carry it back over across the big ass field to the family (who were just walking even though it nearly got hit by like... 6 cars and obscured traffic, so I’m about to grab it and it bolts around me, I just sprinted like 2 1/2 football fields in like 2-3 minutes so I decide not to go after it, the family “still walking” watches it run through a crosswalk and follows it as I go back to the car, so I help my mom shop, on the way back, we drive by the house and see the family’s little boy crying, operantly it was hit by an escalade and killed... Dammit! if I had fucking caught it I woulda made that family’s day, I mean they are kinda a dumb family and very lazy they never picked up that dogs shit, it was littered all over the yard, there neighbor, my family’s close friend, had to get pissed off at them because it smelt so bad but they still would do nothing” But they still didn’t deserve this...
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| 15 May 2008 08:51 pm |
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| 15 May 2008 08:52 pm |
Coco Chanel - My Queen Rep: 39 Joined: 08 Sep 2007 Posts: 9,641 OFFLINE | may I laugh?
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Anonymousface. wrote:
To Mr. samus suks my balls:
Learn to spell. And she can’t suck anything that isn’t there.
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| 15 May 2008 08:52 pm |
Polar Bear Slayer Rep: 25Joined: 25 Aug 2006 Posts: 11,515 OFFLINE | zeta_evolved wrote:
may I laugh?
dude a family’s dog got killed...
You can laugh at my pitiful effort tho...
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Rods are Gods Last edited 15 May 2008 08:53 pm by CPO Fraser | |
| 15 May 2008 08:53 pm |
Coco Chanel - My Queen Rep: 39Joined: 08 Sep 2007 Posts: 9,641 OFFLINE | Oh it did? I’m sorry but I didn’t finish teh story, (ADD)
I apologize...
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Anonymousface. wrote:
To Mr. samus suks my balls:
Learn to spell. And she can’t suck anything that isn’t there.
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| 15 May 2008 08:55 pm |
Savior Gone Chaotic Rep: 44 Joined: 22 Aug 2006 Posts: 29,195 ONLINE | The family deserved it for not trying to catch the dog, the dog didn’t deserve it though.
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She will always be the only one.
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| 15 May 2008 08:56 pm |
UBER 1337 Poster Rep: 21 Joined: 05 Oct 2007 Posts: 3,485 OFFLINE | tl;dr
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| 15 May 2008 08:59 pm |
UBER 1337 Poster Rep: 16 Joined: 17 Dec 2007 Posts: 2,239 OFFLINE | I saved 4 dogs in the past 5 years... all from traffic.
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"It feels great when alot of losers are around.."
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| 15 May 2008 09:01 pm |
UBER 1337 Poster Rep: 21Joined: 05 Oct 2007 Posts: 3,485 OFFLINE | .R.E.A.L.l.T.Y. wrote:
I saved 4 dogs in the past 5 years... all from traffic.
You are a true hero.
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| 15 May 2008 09:01 pm |
UBER 1337 Poster Rep: 21 Joined: 23 Dec 2007 Posts: 1,443 OFFLINE | cpo, you wanna chase my dogs around? the ex wife failed to take them after the divorce. i gotta warn you though, they are a german shepard, akita, and some kinda pit bull mix. don’t corner them.
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As your new Adminerator: I will bring order!Last edited 15 May 2008 09:02 pm by Stix86 | |
| 15 May 2008 09:02 pm |
UBER 1337 Poster Rep: 16Joined: 17 Dec 2007 Posts: 2,239 OFFLINE | I like pitbulls, fuckin athletes man!! Sick dawgs.
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"It feels great when alot of losers are around.."
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| 15 May 2008 09:04 pm |
UBER 1337 Poster Rep: 21Joined: 23 Dec 2007 Posts: 1,443 OFFLINE | .R.E.A.L.l.T.Y. wrote:
I like pitbulls, fuckin athletes man!! Sick dawgs.
very loyal. actualy all three are.
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| 15 May 2008 09:05 pm |
Polar Bear Slayer Rep: 25Joined: 25 Aug 2006 Posts: 11,515 OFFLINE | Stix86 wrote:
cpo, you wanna chase my dogs around? the ex wife failed to take them after the divorce. i gotta warn you though, they are a german shepard, akita, and some kinda pit bull mix. don’t corner them.
Ok, I’m prepared...
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| 15 May 2008 09:08 pm |
UBER 1337 Poster Rep: 21Joined: 23 Dec 2007 Posts: 1,443 OFFLINE | CPO Fraser wrote:
Stix86 wrote:
cpo, you wanna chase my dogs around? the ex wife failed to take them after the divorce. i gotta warn you though, they are a german shepard, akita, and some kinda pit bull mix. don’t corner them.
Ok, I’m prepared...
that should be sufficient. a sledgehammer on a rope!
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| 15 May 2008 09:09 pm |
Polar Bear Slayer Rep: 25Joined: 25 Aug 2006 Posts: 11,515 OFFLINE | Stix86 wrote:
CPO Fraser wrote:
Stix86 wrote:
cpo, you wanna chase my dogs around? the ex wife failed to take them after the divorce. i gotta warn you though, they are a german shepard, akita, and some kinda pit bull mix. don’t corner them.
Ok, I’m prepared...
that should be sufficient. a sledgehammer on a rope!
lol xbox360powerbrick=phail
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Rods are Gods Last edited 15 May 2008 09:09 pm by CPO Fraser | |
| 15 May 2008 09:10 pm |
UBER 1337 Poster Rep: 16Joined: 17 Dec 2007 Posts: 2,239 OFFLINE | Id take that pit off ya hands man
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"It feels great when alot of losers are around.."
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| 15 May 2008 09:40 pm |
Addict (beyond 1337) Rep: 28 Joined: 14 Feb 2007 Posts: 19,070 ONLINE | Similar thing happened to my dog. Only we atcdually tried to catch it b4 it got away. Long story and i don’t feel like telling it but Nervin prbly remembers it.
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| 15 May 2008 09:56 pm |
SQUiP? Rep: 37 Joined: 31 Aug 2006 Posts: 8,827 ONLINE | I once caught a grasshopper the size of my hand. I wanted to keep it more than anything. I even tied it to a piece of string to make a leash. My parents later told me to let it go because it would die if I kept it. After much arguement and reluctance, I let it go.
A robbin swooped down and ate it.
Was it right to let it go? Should I have kept it so it could live a little longer? I felt like an asshole that day
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| 15 May 2008 10:01 pm |
Addict (beyond 1337) Rep: 28Joined: 14 Feb 2007 Posts: 19,070 ONLINE | LOL i can actually get a perfect picture of that.
*everyone looks into Moo’s head*
Ok so we got some sad and emotional music playing as u let it go. Just as u let it go it looks back at you and atear is shed.
GH: squipple...*sob* i’ll miss you...
SQ: Goodbye...my dear friend. I LOVE YOUUUUUU!
It slowly walks a way and a bird swoops down and picks it up in less than 5 seconds XD
*Everyone leaves Moo’s head*
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| 15 May 2008 10:04 pm |
SQUiP? Rep: 37Joined: 31 Aug 2006 Posts: 8,827 ONLINE | Demon Slayer wrote:
LOL i can actually get a perfect picture of that.
*everyone looks into Moo’s head*
Ok so we got some sad and emotional music playing as u let it go. Just as u let it go it looks back at you and atear is shed.
GH: squipple...*sob* i’ll miss you...
SQ: Goodbye...my dear friend. I LOVE YOUUUUUU!
It slowly walks a way and a bird swoops down and picks it up in less than 5 seconds XD
*Everyone leaves Moo’s head*
That robin was a fat fuck too
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