the greatest Rep: 16 Joined: 23 Jul 2007 Posts: 5,317 OFFLINE | credit to dizzle:
Flash can’t shake an opponent. Who’s he gonna call? Not the Ghostbusters, that’s for sure.
Who wins, Batman or Kyle Rayner? Trick question, NO ONE is faster than Batman.
Alright, now he’s just copying off of Deathstroke. Grabbing Impulse.
Let it be known to all of ye... Batman does too know 127 martial arts. And now Batgirl does too.
 
Defeating Solomon Grundy using his extensive pressure point knowledge.
Stuns Wonder Woman using a pressure point strike.
Durability feats. In the first, he has a board broken over the back of his head, to no effect. Kevlar rocks the house.
Next is an all Batman feat. He survives in the vacuum of space for 24 seconds. Manhunter thought he was gon' die, so he closed the airlock, but Bmatan says he coulda kept going.
The two most deadly strikes in all of fighting, eh? Those could be useful...
Let it be known throughout the land... Azrael got lucky once. But not quite so much here. 
Batman sneaks up on a couple of no name street thugs. Wait, they do have names... Hal Jordan the freaking Spectre, Superman, and Wonderwoman. Green Arrow was there too, but does he really count? Bats gets into Hal’s temple, drops off a present right next to them, and leaves, completely unnoticed.
Batman goes 80 hours without sleep...
Scares the crap out of a werewolf.
Puts the fear of the Bat into one of Ra’s Al Ghul’s zealots. Moments before, the dude had been eagerly welcoming torture, and even death. Not anymore. Rock on Batman.
 
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