| 22 May 2008 01:19 pm |
UBER 1337 Poster Rep: 10  Joined: 16 Apr 2008 Posts: 1,219 OFFLINE | i think chuck norris woult win easy!because Scientists have estimated that the energy given off during the Big Bang is roughly equal to 1CNRhK (Chuck Norris Roundhouse Kick)
CHUCK NORRIS WONS ALL!
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| 22 May 2008 01:28 pm |
26 days left. Rep: 72 Joined: 07 Jan 2008 Posts: 26,785 OFFLINE | Xavier warps Norris’s mind. Therefore, he thinks he is a 4 year old girl, and Jean Grey braids his hair while Storm and Chi Chi paint his finger nails. /topic
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| 22 May 2008 01:30 pm |
UBER 1337 Poster Rep: 10Joined: 16 Apr 2008 Posts: 1,219 OFFLINE | chuck norris would take over they minds man!chuck norris in the onli person in the universe that can punch a cyclos between the eyes!
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| 22 May 2008 01:32 pm |
26 days left. Rep: 72Joined: 07 Jan 2008 Posts: 26,785 OFFLINE | Chuck Norris has not been displayed to have the power to take over someone’s mind. Xavier warps his mind. /topic
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| 22 May 2008 01:38 pm |
UBER 1337 Poster Rep: 10Joined: 16 Apr 2008 Posts: 1,219 OFFLINE | yeah but he is chuck norris and simply wins!
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| 22 May 2008 01:49 pm |
Buster Sword Guest | Too many people solo Chuck here, but a fun thread non the less.
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| 22 May 2008 02:11 pm |
26 days left. Rep: 72Joined: 07 Jan 2008 Posts: 26,785 OFFLINE | broly_ultimate wrote:
yeah but he is chuck norris and simply wins!
Bruce Lee kicks Chuck’s ass and he’s not even in this debate. 
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| 22 May 2008 02:56 pm |
Maximun Obese Man Guest | ROUNDHOUSE KICK RULES!!!!
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| 22 May 2008 02:57 pm |
26 days left. Rep: 72Joined: 07 Jan 2008 Posts: 26,785 OFFLINE | Maximun Obese Man wrote:
ROUNDHOUSE KICK RULES!!!!
Yeah, in Walker Texas Ranger. In Return of the Dragon, Roudhouse Kick gets cancelled out by Bruce’s fist.
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| 22 May 2008 03:26 pm |
lionfranky Guest | Chuck Norris jokes are now really annoying that is not fun at all. He is not Moses or Jesus who is supported by God. Chuck is not omnipotent, but pathetic joke made by today’s youths who has low life.
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| 22 May 2008 04:30 pm |
Regular Rep: 7 Joined: 03 Mar 2008 Posts: 154 OFFLINE | How can DB universe, dc, marvel, and final fantasy pwn the almighty fighter Chuck Norris when they aren’t even realistic, he can just close the comic book they’re in, turn the TV off they’re in, turn the game off they’re in, let them get killed by the opposing enemies, break the computer that makes them, rip the paper they’re made of, make fictional universes of his own that would pwn them all, etc.
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| 22 May 2008 04:45 pm |
Beyond omnipotence and highest rank Rep: 43 Joined: 31 Jan 2008 Posts: 9,310 OFFLINE | Shadow Goku336 wrote:
How can DB universe, dc, marvel, and final fantasy pwn the almighty fighter Chuck Norris when they aren’t even realistic, he can just close the comic book they’re in, turn the TV off they’re in, turn the game off they’re in, let them get killed by the opposing enemies, break the computer that makes them, rip the paper they’re made of, make fictional universes of his own that would pwn them all, etc.
Chuck Norris can’t do ANY of that. Get REAL dude.
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| 22 May 2008 04:48 pm |
26 days left. Rep: 72Joined: 07 Jan 2008 Posts: 26,785 OFFLINE | Chuck Norris is very overrated these days. He got his ass kicked by Bruce Lee. There is not much he can do.
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| 22 May 2008 04:56 pm |
Beyond omnipotence and highest rank Rep: 43Joined: 31 Jan 2008 Posts: 9,310 OFFLINE | Yeah...It was fun for awhile but now it’s just getting old, like those joke threads oil slick was making only worse.
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| 22 May 2008 05:26 pm |
Regular Rep: 7Joined: 03 Mar 2008 Posts: 154 OFFLINE | ChibiDiscoDhaos wrote:
Shadow Goku336 wrote:
How can DB universe, dc, marvel, and final fantasy pwn the almighty fighter Chuck Norris when they aren’t even realistic, he can just close the comic book they’re in, turn the TV off they’re in, turn the game off they’re in, let them get killed by the opposing enemies, break the computer that makes them, rip the paper they’re made of, make fictional universes of his own that would pwn them all, etc.
Chuck Norris can’t do ANY of that. Get REAL dude.
C’mon, are you saying that he can’t do a simple thing like turn the TV or Games off and they’re done?
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| 22 May 2008 05:55 pm |
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| 22 May 2008 05:55 pm |
Beyond omnipotence and highest rank Rep: 43Joined: 31 Jan 2008 Posts: 9,310 OFFLINE | Shadow Goku336 wrote:
ChibiDiscoDhaos wrote:
Shadow Goku336 wrote:
How can DB universe, dc, marvel, and final fantasy pwn the almighty fighter Chuck Norris when they aren’t even realistic, he can just close the comic book they’re in, turn the TV off they’re in, turn the game off they’re in, let them get killed by the opposing enemies, break the computer that makes them, rip the paper they’re made of, make fictional universes of his own that would pwn them all, etc.
Chuck Norris can’t do ANY of that. Get REAL dude.
C’mon, are you saying that he can’t do a simple thing like turn the TV or Games off and they’re done?
Yes.
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| 22 May 2008 05:57 pm |
Regular Rep: 7Joined: 03 Mar 2008 Posts: 154 OFFLINE | OK, if DBZ/GT, Dc, Marvel, and Final Fantasy WERE realistic, they WOULD win. All these Super-Powered beings vs just Chuck Norris himself, REALLY cheating right there. But since they’re NOT real, we have to do this the right way: “Real Chuck Norris vs fake stationary DBZ/GT Dc Marvel and Final Fantasy comics/anime/games”, Chuck Norris wins by default.
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And also as long as people follow the rules they will not be reported, but this thread is kinda pointless and could be breaking some other kind of rule so it=Reported.
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| 22 May 2008 07:02 pm |
The one and forever only... Rep: 37 Joined: 11 Feb 2008 Posts: 10,620 OFFLINE | Chuck Norris vs Beyonder
The battle to end all infinities!
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| 23 May 2008 06:24 am |
UBER 1337 Poster Rep: 10Joined: 16 Apr 2008 Posts: 1,219 OFFLINE | guy calm down this is only a joke to lighten things up!
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