| 06 Jun 2008 02:11 am |
Dr. Matt Rep: 46  Joined: 07 Jul 2006 Posts: 14,449 OFFLINE | A lot of people say god gave us free will and/or enlightenment. But I realized something...
Satan is the the one who made us eat the apple that gave us the knowledge of good and evil, so shouldn’t he be credited with giving us enlightenment?
In fact, if Satan was the one who gave us the ability to distinguish between good and evil, then isn’t Satan also the creator of free will?
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the21gamer wrote:
fuck that load of bullshit. i dont care if the enemy dies. not fighting back is stupid
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| 06 Jun 2008 02:13 am |
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| 06 Jun 2008 02:17 am |
1indainfinite NLI Guest | God made man Satan gave us a will... I swear i heard that before wait doesn’t that mean that Satan had freewill 1st.
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| 06 Jun 2008 02:21 am |
Agent of Chaos Rep: 47  Joined: 10 Aug 2005 Posts: 38,722 OFFLINE | Thank you Satan.
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| 06 Jun 2008 02:22 am |
The one and forever only... Rep: 39  Joined: 11 Feb 2008 Posts: 10,620 OFFLINE | Thanks Satan
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| 06 Jun 2008 02:25 am |
Agent of Chaos Rep: 47  Joined: 10 Aug 2005 Posts: 38,722 OFFLINE | Yea what a nice guy he is. Not such a hardass like god making all us guilty at birth. Seriously what an ass.
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| 06 Jun 2008 02:25 am |
The one and forever only... Rep: 39  Joined: 11 Feb 2008 Posts: 10,620 OFFLINE | Satan you 12 winged freak you
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| 06 Jun 2008 02:29 am |
The one and forever only... Rep: 39  Joined: 11 Feb 2008 Posts: 10,620 OFFLINE | Satan before hell

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| 06 Jun 2008 02:32 am |
Agent of Chaos Rep: 47  Joined: 10 Aug 2005 Posts: 38,722 OFFLINE | what a hottie
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| 06 Jun 2008 02:33 am |
The one and forever only... Rep: 39  Joined: 11 Feb 2008 Posts: 10,620 OFFLINE | Zucas wrote:
what a hottie
12 wings means you pimp the rest of the angels but then he got cocky.
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| 06 Jun 2008 02:34 am |
Agent of Chaos Rep: 47  Joined: 10 Aug 2005 Posts: 38,722 OFFLINE | Hey I’d get cocky too if I had 12 wings.
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| 06 Jun 2008 02:37 am |
The one and forever only... Rep: 39  Joined: 11 Feb 2008 Posts: 10,620 OFFLINE | Zucas wrote:
Hey I’d get cocky too if I had 12 wings.
Satan: Look at my awsomeness even you archangel don’t have wings like me. I’m so awsome look at me I’m better than LaLa
Archangel: HEy buddy you know what you are great why don’t you try sitting on the bosses chair
Satan: I think i will..
It all goes to hell from there litteraly.
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| 06 Jun 2008 03:05 am |
UBER 1337 Poster Rep: 50  Joined: 17 Jan 2007 Posts: 4,868 OFFLINE | wow I never thought about it like that...
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| 06 Jun 2008 03:09 am |
UBER 1337 Poster Rep: 21  Joined: 26 Dec 2007 Posts: 1,880 OFFLINE | Ah yes but God (well, according to Christians) have them foreknowledge beforehand of good and evil by telling them that they shouldn’tve eaten from that tree. And technically Satan made them guilty at birth by persuading them to eat the fruit, though in my opinion I consider original sin to be a very unfair and a load of crap.
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| 06 Jun 2008 03:10 am |
strychnine in the guacamole Rep: 35  Joined: 06 Jan 2006 Posts: 14,741 OFFLINE | ramunematt wrote:
A lot of people say god gave us free will and/or enlightenment. But I realized something...
Satan is the the one who made us eat the apple that gave us the knowledge of good and evil, so shouldn’t he be credited with giving us enlightenment?
In fact, if Satan was the one who gave us the ability to distinguish between good and evil, then isn’t Satan also the creator of free will?
With hands held high into a sky soo blue as ocean opens up to swallow you...
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| 07 Jun 2008 05:07 am |
The Mangekyou Sharingan Rep: 44  Joined: 01 Oct 2007 Posts: 9,371 OFFLINE | Haha...
Thanx Adam...
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| 07 Jun 2008 09:49 am |
Entree Rep: 0 Joined: 07 Jun 2008 Posts: 9 OFFLINE | He lied to us.
“Eat this and you’ll become a god!"
*crunch*
“Haha. Now go to hell with me!"
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| 07 Jun 2008 07:22 pm |
Dr. Matt Rep: 46  Joined: 07 Jul 2006 Posts: 14,449 OFFLINE | But he gave us free will and knowledge of good and evil.
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the21gamer wrote:
fuck that load of bullshit. i dont care if the enemy dies. not fighting back is stupid
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| 07 Jun 2008 10:26 pm |
Regular Rep: 12  Joined: 28 Feb 2007 Posts: 529 ONLINE | ramunematt wrote:
A lot of people say god gave us free will and/or enlightenment. But I realized something...
Satan is the the one who made us eat the apple that gave us the knowledge of good and evil, so shouldn’t he be credited with giving us enlightenment?
In fact, if Satan was the one who gave us the ability to distinguish between good and evil, then isn’t Satan also the creator of free will?
That’s a good point, but some people will view free will to be a bad thing since free will enables you to do bad things at will. but that’s still pretty messed up. thank god my parents didn’t raise me to be Christian.
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| 08 Jun 2008 09:50 pm |
Nyarlathotep Rep: 10  Joined: 26 Jun 2005 Posts: 6,914 OFFLINE | ramunematt wrote:
A lot of people say god gave us free will and/or enlightenment. But I realized something...
Satan is the the one who made us eat the apple that gave us the knowledge of good and evil, so shouldn’t he be credited with giving us enlightenment?
In fact, if Satan was the one who gave us the ability to distinguish between good and evil, then isn’t Satan also the creator of free will?
No, because Adam and Eve already had the option to eat the fruit, but they didn’t.
Satan told them it would make them gods, so they ate the fruit.
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