I need lulz...

Crimson Pheonix wrote:
know what keep the nachos i is tired goodbye

Darth Nihilus wrote: Please me now with lulz.

firewolf81 wrote:

heres your lulz!


When masturbation has lost its charm
perhaps you try the other arm
If this don’t work and your feeling glum
Tabasco sauce can make things fun
just dash some on and rub away
No longer bored but terrible pain
run around right mad and quick
how the hell did i burn my dick
to the sink you will go
or perhaps the garden hose
soon enough the burn will stop
you realize then you have your cock
all exposed for all to see
once again you surely flee
taking off your manhood flailing
half way there you hear the wailing
someone hurry and hurry quick
there goes junior and his prick
They come running the massive hoard
I guessing someones no longer bored.

surferdude1212 wrote: ok nihlus hears something that might make u laugh cause i know it made me laugh.

so my friends played a joke on one of their friends its pretty hilarious. they put him in a sleeper hold untill he passed out ( kinda mean i know ) then ramed u shoe up his but so when he woke u it would hurt, put a bottle of vasoline oil next to his bed, thento top it all off they ulled down his jeans. when he woke up he thought he was ass raped XD its a cruel but funny joke they played on the kid.

Darth Nihilus wrote:

I have heard this before. It was from Squipple wasn’t it? And yes, that made me lol all over.

surferdude1212 wrote: ok nihlus hears something that might make u laugh cause i know it made me laugh.

so my friends played a joke on one of their friends its pretty hilarious. they put him in a sleeper hold untill he passed out ( kinda mean i know ) then ramed u shoe up his but so when he woke u it would hurt, put a bottle of vasoline oil next to his bed, thento top it all off they ulled down his jeans. when he woke up he thought he was ass raped XD its a cruel but funny joke they played on the kid.

Darth Nihilus wrote: Yes, I wish that there were more funny people on the site... They see to be going away...

Darth Nihilus wrote:

You have done what no one else has done. You have given me lulz. You are not the Weakest Link. ^_^

And btw, lulz.

firewolf81 wrote:




Twinkies rock
they taste so good
the little sponge fingers
taste just like they should

They’re wrapped up and golden
filled with cream but not cum
unless you are lonely
and desperate for fun

so if you’re a pervert
and self fill your snack
be a good bloke
and DONT put them back

For if you have flat mates
and they do not take care
they might take a cum one
and find some curled hair

Worse even still
they may take a bite
on realizing the contents
their face will turn white

then watch them hurl
all over the floor
the remains of the Twinkie
will be thrown out the door

the rumors will spread
they’ll come thick and quick
there goes the guy
who eats twinkles with dick

so next time you get peckish
and you reach for the sponge
ask your self this
is this someones fun?

more lulz?

Darth Nihilus wrote:

You absolutely want me to shit kittens don’t you?

Fredly wrote:
reading that and looking into your sigs eyes i do just that

surferdude1212 wrote:

yeah ure right it does *shits out a kitten*

Fredly wrote:
U GAVE BIRTH!!!10 SECONDS LABER TOO

surferdude1212 wrote:

i know i think ill call her fluffy

surferdude1212 wrote: yes seh will ill make her take me serioulsy *pulls out the belt*