| 20 Jun 2008 09:05 pm |
Polar Bear Slayer Rep: 31  Joined: 25 Aug 2006 Posts: 11,903 OFFLINE | I like to stalk people in Grand Theft Auto 4.
Follow them everywhere they go. They get in a cab or car, I’ll follow behind them slowly at pace equal to theirs, always 2 cars length behind them. They get a hot dog, I get a hot dog, etc.
While doing this one day I came across a couple. A dark haired man with medium length hair, and this girl who had gorgeous long blond hair.
I followed this couple for miles, from Alderney City to the bright neon lights of Star Junction, they were seemingly happy, joyful, in love with one another. The man cared for his girlfriend, and the girlfriend cared for her boyfriend.
They ate happily together, eating hot dogs, taking in the city. Always staring into each others eyes with deep glee and happiness. I had never seen so much love between two people. I cared for these two as much as they cared for each other. I would do as much as I can to make sure nothing would ever happen too them. After going ahead of them a bit and beating up hobos, walking in traffic ahead of them to make sure if a car were to come I would take it for them, and any other nuisance there could be.
Then it happened. After watching them stare at a giant ad in the Star Juction I realized something. I am alone. No one. Michelle was long gone for something I do not wish to bring up. Kiki dumped me when she found out I had been having intercourse with hookers then bash their heads in with a baseball bat to gain my money back. Carmen never called me again after our first date, mostly due to me pushing her down a set of subway stairs, then stopping her head into the steps. I never tried any other woman due to me thinking it was pointless at this point. I began to feel sad.
I thought to myself, “Why can that man not be me?" “Is he any better than me?" “Why wouldn’t she think of dating me? Get some coffee, even at least TALK TOO ME?" I wanted her. I wanted this mysterious blond with the looks of an angel, and the laugh of a child. I wanted to be that man, I wanted to have what he had, to know that joy of having somebody care for your own well being. I was jealous of the man. I wanted that I could not have, that I desired for so much. The longer I watched them, the longer I wanted to become him, at any cost. I then felt remorse. Saddened of what I had become, a lonesome man stalking random pedestrians. But when the thought of this man touching her, kissing her, loving her... the thought of remorse was thrown to the back of my head as if I had never thought it.
I set forth a plan. I will kill him. Take up my new identity as him. And me and the blond will live happily together forever.
I knew what I had to do. I drive her whilst her screaming like a banshee. I reach my destination. The cliff next to Mikhail Faustin’s house. If you’ve ever seen this part of the game there are rocks and old cars that seems from the '50s, and '60s at the bottom.
I rev my engine. She screams even louder. I drive faster, faster, and faster. Her death curling scream gets louder, louder, and louder.
We fly off the edge.
Everything is then silent for a mere second. This second feels like an eternity. I know what I am doing, I feel no regret. I am also for the first time in a long time; happy.
We both plummet to bottom and die instantaneously. They will never know who killed John, or the cab driver Shafeeq. They will never find the body of Sara or Niko Bellic. The ocean mixed with gasoline fueled fire will ruin any traces of either of our pasts or future.
I then revive at a hospital and steal a Blista Compact and go bowling with Roman.
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| 20 Jun 2008 09:12 pm |
UBER 1337 Poster Rep: 6 Joined: 08 Sep 2005 Posts: 4,644 OFFLINE | I’m giving you a mental high-five right now.
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| 20 Jun 2008 09:16 pm |
Polar Bear Slayer Rep: 31Joined: 25 Aug 2006 Posts: 11,903 OFFLINE | *air guitars*
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| 20 Jun 2008 09:20 pm |
UBER 1337 Poster Rep: 6Joined: 08 Sep 2005 Posts: 4,644 OFFLINE | Huh?
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| 20 Jun 2008 09:26 pm |
Regular Rep: 12Joined: 19 Jun 2008 Posts: 561 OFFLINE | Kiki caught u killing hookers too 
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| 20 Jun 2008 09:27 pm |
Polar Bear Slayer Rep: 31Joined: 25 Aug 2006 Posts: 11,903 OFFLINE | MOO555 wrote:
Kiki caught u killing hookers too
haha, lolyup.
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| 20 Jun 2008 09:27 pm |
UBER 1337 Poster Rep: 14 Joined: 29 May 2006 Posts: 4,157 OFFLINE | Wow GTA must give great choices to do that, usually when someone hits me or harms one of my cars, I stalk them and take them out when no one is around. Or I just stur up an angry mob and take them all down, but yours tops my list CPO.
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| 20 Jun 2008 09:28 pm |
Polar Bear Slayer Rep: 31Joined: 25 Aug 2006 Posts: 11,903 OFFLINE | Inferno Hero X wrote:
Wow GTA must give great choices to do that, usually when someone hits me or harms one of my cars, I stalk them and take them out when no one is around. Or I just stur up an angry mob and take them all down, but yours tops my list CPO.
I exaggerated with the “them looking into there eyes” and whatnot stuff but it really did seem like they loved each other and I really did wait for them to get in a car so I could hijack it with her in it.
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| 20 Jun 2008 09:59 pm |
UBER 1337 Poster Rep: 14Joined: 29 May 2006 Posts: 4,157 OFFLINE | I love to take cabs with people in them and just crash around into other stuff so they get so scared they just jump out, then I run them over. Usually I have a contest with my friends in one live to see how many people you can mow down with a car before you die. It is so funny. Once I used the runway carts from the airport just run over anyone I saw and I tried to outrun the cops on it.
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| 20 Jun 2008 10:01 pm |
LoL' WuT? Rep: 47 Joined: 26 Mar 2007 Posts: 20,303 | that was interesting i must say...
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| 03 Aug 2008 01:13 pm |
piopa Guest | u filthy thieft! uve copied that from the GamesFAQ topic. all profits goes to SarazinRuin
http://boards.gamefaqs.com/gfaqs/genmessage.php?board=933036&topic=43125276
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| 03 Aug 2008 01:18 pm |
Agent of Chaos Rep: 46 Joined: 10 Aug 2005 Posts: 38,584 OFFLINE | Wow copying CPO. Now this resorts in a fail.
Everybody tell CPO how much he failed then we’ll all beat him with a bat.
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| 03 Aug 2008 01:25 pm |
CPO_Fraser Guest | piopa wrote:
u filthy thieft! uve copied that from the GamesFAQ topic. all profits goes to SarazinRuin
http://boards.gamefaqs.com/gfaqs/genmessage.php?board=933036&topic=43125276
actually I copied it from B.net from a man named Halifax,
All credit goes to halifax.
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| 03 Aug 2008 01:42 pm |
The Aura is mine! Rep: 44 Joined: 31 Jan 2008 Posts: 9,596 OFFLINE | LMAO this is priceless shit.
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| 03 Aug 2008 02:05 pm |
Taking noobs to school Rep: 41 Joined: 21 Jun 2006 Posts: 15,885 OFFLINE | DUde cpo copys everything he said he made a story nope he copied that....he makes a gta story nope he copied that he takes screenshots of his new tv nope he coped that from someone else....WTF
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| 03 Aug 2008 03:20 pm |
Regular Rep: 14 Joined: 20 Jul 2008 Posts: 890 OFFLINE | LMAO wow dude u copy everything dont u?...
and wow u must of been bored
I also agree with Zucas
lol
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| 03 Aug 2008 03:24 pm |
Ace of 'Nades Rep: 59 Joined: 30 Apr 2007 Posts: 15,475 ONLINE | Hahahaha! XD
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| 03 Aug 2008 03:34 pm |
Regular Rep: 14Joined: 20 Jul 2008 Posts: 890 OFFLINE | U Stalker!!!!
lol
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| 03 Aug 2008 03:53 pm |
Addict (beyond 1337) Rep: 37 Joined: 14 Feb 2007 Posts: 19,648 OFFLINE | Zucas wrote:
Wow copying CPO. Now this resorts in a fail.
Everybody tell CPO how much he failed then we’ll all beat him with a bat.
I love beating ppl with bats
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