| 23 Jun 2008 02:11 pm |
27 days left. Rep: 72  Joined: 07 Jan 2008 Posts: 26,590 OFFLINE | I think you also know who this is. I think we have two or three of these.
Fragile Femme is very needy and insecure and regards the discussion forum as her personal support group, and will lash out when her feelings are not “validated” by the others. Fragile Femme will often refer to the forum participants as her “family” and becomes distraught at disharmony of any kind. She regards a minor disagreement with her as devastating personal assaults and will often dissolve into hysteria when confronted. Her hyperactive sense of injury renders her fighting tactics fairly ineffective, but Innocence Abused, Cyber Sisters or Weenie will often spring to her defense.
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Agent of Chaos Rep: 46 Joined: 10 Aug 2005 Posts: 38,397 OFFLINE | Here’s another Nervin one haha.
Grunter always reponds to discussion forum messages with a single word or a short phrase, and he NEVER edits quoted material. Profundus Maximus, Philosopher, Tireless Rebutter, and other verbose Warriors find Grunter a particularly exasperating opponent because he will answer their lengthy pontifications with a simple “Yeah!". “Get a life.", “Whatever”, “I agree." “Wrong.", etc. While Grunter is not a strong Warrior, he is very elusive and difficult to engage in direct battle, and only by his extended silence is there any indication that he has been vanquished.
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It’s not about money. It’s about sending a message. Everything burns. | | | 23 Jun 2008 02:13 pm | | | 23 Jun 2008 02:14 pm |
Regular Rep: 12Joined: 19 Jun 2008 Posts: 561 OFFLINE | Zucas wrote:
Here’s another Nervin one haha.
Grunter always reponds to discussion forum messages with a single word or a short phrase, and he NEVER edits quoted material. Profundus Maximus, Philosopher, Tireless Rebutter, and other verbose Warriors find Grunter a particularly exasperating opponent because he will answer their lengthy pontifications with a simple “Yeah!". “Get a life.", “Whatever”, “I agree." “Wrong.", etc. While Grunter is not a strong Warrior, he is very elusive and difficult to engage in direct battle, and only by his extended silence is there any indication that he has been vanquished.
Dude, that’s nothing like Nervin. The first one was much better.
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 | | | 23 Jun 2008 02:14 pm |
27 days left. Rep: 72Joined: 07 Jan 2008 Posts: 26,590 OFFLINE | I see some of these in the Religion section.
Be he a Baptist, Scientologist or Zoroastrian, in the heat of battle Deacon will call down Divine retribution on all net sinners, and will never miss an opportunity to blather endlessly about his religion. Deacon is fervent and earnest, but seldom contributes anything of interest or substance to the discussion. Occasionally Tireless Rebutter or Philosopher will rouse themselves engage Deacon in battle, but they soon lose interest because of his utter predictability.
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| | | 23 Jun 2008 02:16 pm |
I has a Hat Rep: 53 Joined: 22 Aug 2006 Posts: 30,720 OFFLINE | I seriously don’t see it. But I suppose it would be different from another perspective.
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NEREVAR117 wrote:
Cid wrote:
Indubitably.
Stop trying to sound intelligent. Until you get a top hat, you don’t belong here.
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hahahahaha Rep: 24 Joined: 10 Sep 2005 Posts: 14,831 OFFLINE | Darth Nihilus wrote:
I see some of these in the Religion section.
Be he a Baptist, Scientologist or Zoroastrian, in the heat of battle Deacon will call down Divine retribution on all net sinners, and will never miss an opportunity to blather endlessly about his religion. Deacon is fervent and earnest, but seldom contributes anything of interest or substance to the discussion. Occasionally Tireless Rebutter or Philosopher will rouse themselves engage Deacon in battle, but they soon lose interest because of his utter predictability.
firewolf81 wrote:
Atheist is Deacon’s cyber-doppelganger. Deacon and Atheist hold equally fervent, though diametrically opposed beliefs about religion, and both feel compelled to share those beliefs at every possible opportunity. Should an unsuspecting forum member make even a passing comment about faith or spirituality of any flavor, Atheist will descend like one of the Furies, mercilessly hectoring all of the ignorant and delusional believers about the sordid history of the church and the pernicious effects of religion on society. After a few of Atheist’s anti-religious jeremiads most other Warriors will avoid the subject altogether, though Evil Clown may egg him on a little, and Philosopher may amuse himself by pointing out flaws in his reasoning. If a forum has the misfortune of having both Deacon and Atheist as members, the bickering often continues until Nanny or Admin pulls the plug. Bliss Ninny can also sometimes squelch the conversation by saying, “Well, everyone has a right to their [sic] opinion.”
teh epic duel.
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 | | | 23 Jun 2008 02:17 pm |
Regular Rep: 12Joined: 19 Jun 2008 Posts: 561 OFFLINE | Bugsbunny
Acne constantly whines about how, like... his life and everything really sucks and stuff. Usually a middle class teenager with an allowance, unlimited access to a computer and WAY too much time on his hands. Acne’s vague existential arguments about the meaningless of life and emptiness of existence are culled from the lyrics of the 20 gigs of MP3s he has squirreled away on his hard drive.
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Last edited 23 Jun 2008 02:18 pm by MOO555 | | | 23 Jun 2008 02:18 pm |
27 days left. Rep: 72Joined: 07 Jan 2008 Posts: 26,590 OFFLINE | kev360 wrote:
Darth Nihilus wrote:
I see some of these in the Religion section.
Be he a Baptist, Scientologist or Zoroastrian, in the heat of battle Deacon will call down Divine retribution on all net sinners, and will never miss an opportunity to blather endlessly about his religion. Deacon is fervent and earnest, but seldom contributes anything of interest or substance to the discussion. Occasionally Tireless Rebutter or Philosopher will rouse themselves engage Deacon in battle, but they soon lose interest because of his utter predictability.
firewolf81 wrote:
Atheist is Deacon’s cyber-doppelganger. Deacon and Atheist hold equally fervent, though diametrically opposed beliefs about religion, and both feel compelled to share those beliefs at every possible opportunity. Should an unsuspecting forum member make even a passing comment about faith or spirituality of any flavor, Atheist will descend like one of the Furies, mercilessly hectoring all of the ignorant and delusional believers about the sordid history of the church and the pernicious effects of religion on society. After a few of Atheist’s anti-religious jeremiads most other Warriors will avoid the subject altogether, though Evil Clown may egg him on a little, and Philosopher may amuse himself by pointing out flaws in his reasoning. If a forum has the misfortune of having both Deacon and Atheist as members, the bickering often continues until Nanny or Admin pulls the plug. Bliss Ninny can also sometimes squelch the conversation by saying, “Well, everyone has a right to their [sic] opinion.”
teh epic duel.
In the beginning, before bandwidth, there was nothingness. Out of that endless void God and His heavenly host created...Arpanet, and it was good. But the scientific, military and computer angels Who dwelled in Arpanet were lonely, so They brought forth Browser, and the Web was born. It, too, was good and the children of the internet lived in peace and harmony and were fruitful and multiplied, but God warned His people not to eat of the forbidden fruit of commercialism. Alas, they disobeyed and soon barbarians drove the children of the internet out of Paradise. God, in His wrath, turned away from His people and condemned them to wander in the digital wilderness, but from time to time He will suddenly appear in mailing lists, chat rooms and discussion forums to remind us sinners that we could be saved if only we would hearken unto Him.
Epic war.
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Last edited 23 Jun 2008 02:19 pm by Darth Nihilus | | | 23 Jun 2008 02:19 pm |
hahahahaha Rep: 24Joined: 10 Sep 2005 Posts: 14,831 OFFLINE | k, all of them are read.
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| | | 23 Jun 2008 02:20 pm |
I has a Hat Rep: 53Joined: 22 Aug 2006 Posts: 30,720 OFFLINE | This.
ALLCAPS attempts to compensate for his limited rhetorical weaponry through the extravagant use of capitalized words - something netizens refer to as SHOUTING. Sure, a sprinkling of capitalized words can add some zip to a thrust, but they should be used sparingly. Even worse from a tactical point of view, too much shouting alerts other Warriors to the opponent’s verbal WEAKNESS and emotional EXCITABILITY.
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NEREVAR117 wrote:
Cid wrote:
Indubitably.
Stop trying to sound intelligent. Until you get a top hat, you don’t belong here.
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Agent of Chaos Rep: 46Joined: 10 Aug 2005 Posts: 38,397 OFFLINE | MOO555 wrote:
Zucas wrote:
Here’s another Nervin one haha.
Grunter always reponds to discussion forum messages with a single word or a short phrase, and he NEVER edits quoted material. Profundus Maximus, Philosopher, Tireless Rebutter, and other verbose Warriors find Grunter a particularly exasperating opponent because he will answer their lengthy pontifications with a simple “Yeah!". “Get a life.", “Whatever”, “I agree." “Wrong.", etc. While Grunter is not a strong Warrior, he is very elusive and difficult to engage in direct battle, and only by his extended silence is there any indication that he has been vanquished.
Dude, that’s nothing like Nervin. The first one was much better.
He does that all the time where he’ll respond to a lengthy post with a No or Wrong. That’s Nervin signature response haha. Whnich is why I’m always having to tell him to explain himself and he’ll just say no haha.
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It’s not about money. It’s about sending a message. Everything burns. | | | 23 Jun 2008 02:21 pm |
Regular Rep: 12Joined: 19 Jun 2008 Posts: 561 OFFLINE | Squipple
Apparently there is no joke too lame, too lurid or too inappropriate for Yuk Yuk, and he’s absolutely determined to share with you every gobbet of stale drollery, every tired urban legend and every goofy web site on the internet. Yuk Yuk seldom contributes to any discussion, preferring instead to forward witticisms and bon mots culled from his voluminous archive. Of course, should other Warriors object to his off topic inanities they are accused of lacking a sense of humor.
Myself
Evil Clown is very quick with a joke, but his jests always have a barb. He has little patience for in-depth discussions and will often disrupt exchanges between serious forum participants by introducing irrelevant topics, fatuous quips, and offhand comments. His greatest thrill is to taunt and humiliate weaker or more plodding Warriors with his snappy ripostes. Not a particularly powerful Warrior, Evil Clown will attempt to avoid defeat by accusing his attacker of having no sense of humor.
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| | | 23 Jun 2008 02:22 pm |
27 days left. Rep: 72Joined: 07 Jan 2008 Posts: 26,590 OFFLINE | I think this is Totalitus.
Lurker does not participate in normal forum discourse, but he’s out there...watching, reading every message. He is usually quite harmless, and more often than not his silence reflects a natural reticence rather than sinister motives. If a fight breaks out he will quietly observe to avoid revealing his position. Occasionally, however, some mysterious impulse drives him to de-lurk and attack. This totally unexpected assault is universally regarded as an ambush, and other Warriors will turn on him savagely. Lurker seldom sticks around to fight it out, however, and after a brief exchange, he once again slips out of sight.
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| | | 23 Jun 2008 02:22 pm |
Regular Rep: 12Joined: 19 Jun 2008 Posts: 561 OFFLINE | Zucas wrote:
MOO555 wrote:
Zucas wrote:
Here’s another Nervin one haha.
Grunter always reponds to discussion forum messages with a single word or a short phrase, and he NEVER edits quoted material. Profundus Maximus, Philosopher, Tireless Rebutter, and other verbose Warriors find Grunter a particularly exasperating opponent because he will answer their lengthy pontifications with a simple “Yeah!". “Get a life.", “Whatever”, “I agree." “Wrong.", etc. While Grunter is not a strong Warrior, he is very elusive and difficult to engage in direct battle, and only by his extended silence is there any indication that he has been vanquished.
Dude, that’s nothing like Nervin. The first one was much better.
He does that all the time where he’ll respond to a lengthy post with a No or Wrong. That’s Nervin signature response haha. Whnich is why I’m always having to tell him to explain himself and he’ll just say no haha.
Nah, the other one was much better.
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Last edited 23 Jun 2008 02:23 pm by MOO555 | | | 23 Jun 2008 02:24 pm |
strychnine in the guacamole Rep: 32 Joined: 06 Jan 2006 Posts: 14,546 OFFLINE | Hijacc wrote:
^^^ well whos me?
Weenie is a very sensitive guy, and it angers and saddens him that everyone isn’t just as sensitive as he. An admitted male feminist, Weenie is ever vigilant against anti-progressive attitudes. Though he seldom comes into personal contact with the working classes, he keenly feels the pain of their oppression nonetheless . Weenie’s chief antagonists are Troglodyte, Evil Clown, Capitalista and sometimes Ideologue. Because of his natural petulance Weenie can easily be goaded into battle, but he is encumbered by a tendency to throw temper tantrums when severely pressed.
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hahahahaha Rep: 24Joined: 10 Sep 2005 Posts: 14,831 OFFLINE | most definentaly me:
Xenophobe is usually a long-term discussion forum participant and he thinks of the forum as his private compound. Xenophobe regards new forum arrivals as mentally deficient and perhaps even having criminal tendencies, and they are invariably approached with suspicion and condescension. Xenophobe will mount a furious attack if a Newbie has the temerity to make critical observations about the forum’s social dynamics, or questions its prevailing opinions.
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| | | 23 Jun 2008 02:25 pm |
Agent of Chaos Rep: 46Joined: 10 Aug 2005 Posts: 38,397 OFFLINE | Yea Moo that’s definetly you. Just need an addin there for the jokes not being funny haha.
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It’s not about money. It’s about sending a message. Everything burns. | | | 23 Jun 2008 02:27 pm |
Regular Rep: 12Joined: 19 Jun 2008 Posts: 561 OFFLINE | Zucas wrote:
Yea Moo that’s definetly you. Just need an addin there for the jokes not being funny haha.
You just don’t like em because i’m usually raggin on ya lol.
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| | | 23 Jun 2008 02:30 pm |
Agent of Chaos Rep: 46Joined: 10 Aug 2005 Posts: 38,397 OFFLINE | MOO555 wrote:
Zucas wrote:
Yea Moo that’s definetly you. Just need an addin there for the jokes not being funny haha.
You just don’t like em because i’m usually raggin on ya lol.
Maybe haha.
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