Xtrm Liability wrote: #1 Take good noticings of her mawm. If mawm fat, ugly and degenerate, you know what’s in store for you come future time.

#2 Take good noticings of her mawm. If mawm is neeeice and secksy for age, tap it!

#3 Look for red hair and corn on cob kernals in teeth of childeren they may have. This could be known as “Alabama Corn-fed Cid Syndrome”. Steer clear of retards and they’re Gypsy inbreeding.

#4 Never look for sexy time in Alabama

#5 make sure vagine smell good and tight with no hang like sleeve of wizards robe. This indicate, how you say... SLUT? If all else fails and you’re lovin this woman, sharpen knifes and cut off hang steaks for dinner.

#6 to be continues...

Xtrm Liability wrote: #3 Look for red hair and corn on cob kernals in teeth of childeren they may have. This could be known as “Alabama Corn-fed Cid Syndrome”. Steer clear of retards and they’re Gypsy inbreeding.

#4 Never look for sexy time in Alabama

LordMarluxia wrote: Great. I’ll get my stuff.

Hijacc wrote:
And this stuff is?

LordMarluxia wrote:

I don’t know. Stuff.

Hijacc wrote:
You know what i dont like you and you want to know why? *squinty eyes*

LordMarluxia wrote:

I dunno. What? *takes out a cigar*

Oranje wrote: Plagiarize much, Borat?

Hijacc wrote:
Yah me neither.....

Di5turbed wrote:
Im pretty sure he made it up...unless he got that info from the ali g show

Oranje wrote:

Taken from several Borat sketches. The “loose like wizard’s sleeve” taken directly from a Sacha Cohen (Borat) interview on Letterman.