Crimson_Blade wrote:
First you must prove yourself with a quote from one of FSMs many passages in his gospels... May I suggest one from the Chronicle of the Teacup?
*whispers*Mayby he’s a nonbeliver
*nods* Prepare the sacrificial dagger...
*grabs a hello kitty “my first knife”*
You can never be too careful with sacrificial knives my son.
yes father*rolls eyes*
Respect thy FSM cult leader son. One of the Masters commandments.
Yes father shall i fetch the weekly sacrifice to our lord?
Crimson_Blade wrote:
First you must prove yourself with a quote from one of FSMs many passages in his gospels... May I suggest one from the Chronicle of the Teacup?
*whispers*Mayby he’s a nonbeliver
*nods* Prepare the sacrificial dagger...
*grabs a hello kitty “my first knife”*
You can never be too careful with sacrificial knives my son.
yes father*rolls eyes*
Respect thy FSM cult leader son. One of the Masters commandments.
Yes father shall i fetch the weekly sacrifice to our lord?
You mean hourly son?
--- “Constantly choosing the lesser of two evils is still choosing evil." Jerry Garcia
Crimson_Blade wrote:
First you must prove yourself with a quote from one of FSMs many passages in his gospels... May I suggest one from the Chronicle of the Teacup?
*whispers*Mayby he’s a nonbeliver
*nods* Prepare the sacrificial dagger...
*grabs a hello kitty “my first knife”*
You can never be too careful with sacrificial knives my son.
yes father*rolls eyes*
Respect thy FSM cult leader son. One of the Masters commandments.
Yes father shall i fetch the weekly sacrifice to our lord?
You mean hourly son?
no i mean the slightly bigger than the daily but smaller than the monthly sacrifice
Crimson_Blade wrote:
First you must prove yourself with a quote from one of FSMs many passages in his gospels... May I suggest one from the Chronicle of the Teacup?
*whispers*Mayby he’s a nonbeliver
*nods* Prepare the sacrificial dagger...
*grabs a hello kitty “my first knife”*
You can never be too careful with sacrificial knives my son.
yes father*rolls eyes*
Respect thy FSM cult leader son. One of the Masters commandments.
Yes father shall i fetch the weekly sacrifice to our lord?
You mean hourly son?
no i mean the slightly bigger than the daily but smaller than the monthly sacrifice
Ah. Very good. Carry on.
--- “Constantly choosing the lesser of two evils is still choosing evil." Jerry Garcia
Crimson_Blade wrote:
First you must prove yourself with a quote from one of FSMs many passages in his gospels... May I suggest one from the Chronicle of the Teacup?
*whispers*Mayby he’s a nonbeliver
*nods* Prepare the sacrificial dagger...
*grabs a hello kitty “my first knife”*
You can never be too careful with sacrificial knives my son.
yes father*rolls eyes*
Respect thy FSM cult leader son. One of the Masters commandments.
Yes father shall i fetch the weekly sacrifice to our lord?
You mean hourly son?
no i mean the slightly bigger than the daily but smaller than the monthly sacrifice
Crimson_Blade wrote:
First you must prove yourself with a quote from one of FSMs many passages in his gospels... May I suggest one from the Chronicle of the Teacup?
*whispers*Mayby he’s a nonbeliver
*nods* Prepare the sacrificial dagger...
*grabs a hello kitty “my first knife”*
You can never be too careful with sacrificial knives my son.
yes father*rolls eyes*
Respect thy FSM cult leader son. One of the Masters commandments.
Yes father shall i fetch the weekly sacrifice to our lord?
You mean hourly son?
no i mean the slightly bigger than the daily but smaller than the monthly sacrifice
Ah. Very good. Carry on.
*Go’s to the back italian screams are heard*
Excellent.
--- “Constantly choosing the lesser of two evils is still choosing evil." Jerry Garcia
Crimson_Blade wrote:
First you must prove yourself with a quote from one of FSMs many passages in his gospels... May I suggest one from the Chronicle of the Teacup?
*whispers*Mayby he’s a nonbeliver
*nods* Prepare the sacrificial dagger...
*grabs a hello kitty “my first knife”*
You can never be too careful with sacrificial knives my son.
yes father*rolls eyes*
Respect thy FSM cult leader son. One of the Masters commandments.
Yes father shall i fetch the weekly sacrifice to our lord?
You mean hourly son?
no i mean the slightly bigger than the daily but smaller than the monthly sacrifice
Ah. Very good. Carry on.
*Go’s to the back italian screams are heard*
Excellent.
*gun shots i run back yelling*OMG HE’S A SOPRANO I SWEAR HELP ME!!!
Crimson_Blade wrote:
First you must prove yourself with a quote from one of FSMs many passages in his gospels... May I suggest one from the Chronicle of the Teacup?
*whispers*Mayby he’s a nonbeliver
*nods* Prepare the sacrificial dagger...
*grabs a hello kitty “my first knife”*
You can never be too careful with sacrificial knives my son.
yes father*rolls eyes*
Respect thy FSM cult leader son. One of the Masters commandments.
Yes father shall i fetch the weekly sacrifice to our lord?
You mean hourly son?
no i mean the slightly bigger than the daily but smaller than the monthly sacrifice
Ah. Very good. Carry on.
*Go’s to the back italian screams are heard*
Excellent.
*gun shots i run back yelling*OMG HE’S A SOPRANO I SWEAR HELP ME!!!
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--- “Constantly choosing the lesser of two evils is still choosing evil." Jerry Garcia
Crimson_Blade wrote:
First you must prove yourself with a quote from one of FSMs many passages in his gospels... May I suggest one from the Chronicle of the Teacup?
*whispers*Mayby he’s a nonbeliver
*nods* Prepare the sacrificial dagger...
*grabs a hello kitty “my first knife”*
You can never be too careful with sacrificial knives my son.
yes father*rolls eyes*
Respect thy FSM cult leader son. One of the Masters commandments.
Yes father shall i fetch the weekly sacrifice to our lord?
You mean hourly son?
no i mean the slightly bigger than the daily but smaller than the monthly sacrifice
Ah. Very good. Carry on.
*Go’s to the back italian screams are heard*
Excellent.
*gun shots i run back yelling*OMG HE’S A SOPRANO I SWEAR HELP ME!!!
SHIT YOU STABBED A GANGSTER FUCKING RUN!
NOT SHOT GOT SHOT HE HIT MY FACE WITH HIS TIED HANDS PULLED THE TRIGGER WITH HIS TOUNGUE SHOOTING THE ROPE THEN GRABBED IT AND SHOT MY ASS!!!
Crimson_Blade wrote:
First you must prove yourself with a quote from one of FSMs many passages in his gospels... May I suggest one from the Chronicle of the Teacup?
*whispers*Mayby he’s a nonbeliver
*nods* Prepare the sacrificial dagger...
*grabs a hello kitty “my first knife”*
You can never be too careful with sacrificial knives my son.
yes father*rolls eyes*
Respect thy FSM cult leader son. One of the Masters commandments.
Yes father shall i fetch the weekly sacrifice to our lord?
You mean hourly son?
no i mean the slightly bigger than the daily but smaller than the monthly sacrifice
Ah. Very good. Carry on.
*Go’s to the back italian screams are heard*
Excellent.
*gun shots i run back yelling*OMG HE’S A SOPRANO I SWEAR HELP ME!!!
SHIT YOU STABBED A GANGSTER FUCKING RUN!
NOT SHOT GOT SHOT HE HIT MY FACE WITH HIS TIED HANDS PULLED THE TRIGGER WITH HIS TOUNGUE SHOOTING THE ROPE THEN GRABBED IT AND SHOT MY ASS!!!
OH SHIT! WHY YOU NO TELL ME THAT EARLIER???!?!?
*bullet diverted from head by Noodly appendage*
--- “Constantly choosing the lesser of two evils is still choosing evil." Jerry Garcia
Crimson_Blade wrote:
First you must prove yourself with a quote from one of FSMs many passages in his gospels... May I suggest one from the Chronicle of the Teacup?
*whispers*Mayby he’s a nonbeliver
*nods* Prepare the sacrificial dagger...
*grabs a hello kitty “my first knife”*
You can never be too careful with sacrificial knives my son.
yes father*rolls eyes*
Respect thy FSM cult leader son. One of the Masters commandments.
Yes father shall i fetch the weekly sacrifice to our lord?
You mean hourly son?
no i mean the slightly bigger than the daily but smaller than the monthly sacrifice
Ah. Very good. Carry on.
*Go’s to the back italian screams are heard*
Excellent.
*gun shots i run back yelling*OMG HE’S A SOPRANO I SWEAR HELP ME!!!
SHIT YOU STABBED A GANGSTER FUCKING RUN!
NOT SHOT GOT SHOT HE HIT MY FACE WITH HIS TIED HANDS PULLED THE TRIGGER WITH HIS TOUNGUE SHOOTING THE ROPE THEN GRABBED IT AND SHOT MY ASS!!!
Crimson_Blade wrote:
First you must prove yourself with a quote from one of FSMs many passages in his gospels... May I suggest one from the Chronicle of the Teacup?
*whispers*Mayby he’s a nonbeliver
*nods* Prepare the sacrificial dagger...
*grabs a hello kitty “my first knife”*
You can never be too careful with sacrificial knives my son.
yes father*rolls eyes*
Respect thy FSM cult leader son. One of the Masters commandments.
Yes father shall i fetch the weekly sacrifice to our lord?
You mean hourly son?
no i mean the slightly bigger than the daily but smaller than the monthly sacrifice
Ah. Very good. Carry on.
*Go’s to the back italian screams are heard*
Excellent.
*gun shots i run back yelling*OMG HE’S A SOPRANO I SWEAR HELP ME!!!
SHIT YOU STABBED A GANGSTER FUCKING RUN!
NOT SHOT GOT SHOT HE HIT MY FACE WITH HIS TIED HANDS PULLED THE TRIGGER WITH HIS TOUNGUE SHOOTING THE ROPE THEN GRABBED IT AND SHOT MY ASS!!!
OH SHIT! WHY YOU NO TELL ME THAT EARLIER???!?!?
*bullet diverted from head by Noodly appendage*
CUZ MY BUTT HURT!!!
WELL WAAA!!!
*continues fleeing*
--- “Constantly choosing the lesser of two evils is still choosing evil." Jerry Garcia
Crimson_Blade wrote:
First you must prove yourself with a quote from one of FSMs many passages in his gospels... May I suggest one from the Chronicle of the Teacup?
*whispers*Mayby he’s a nonbeliver
*nods* Prepare the sacrificial dagger...
*grabs a hello kitty “my first knife”*
You can never be too careful with sacrificial knives my son.
yes father*rolls eyes*
Respect thy FSM cult leader son. One of the Masters commandments.
Yes father shall i fetch the weekly sacrifice to our lord?
You mean hourly son?
no i mean the slightly bigger than the daily but smaller than the monthly sacrifice
Ah. Very good. Carry on.
*Go’s to the back italian screams are heard*
Excellent.
*gun shots i run back yelling*OMG HE’S A SOPRANO I SWEAR HELP ME!!!
SHIT YOU STABBED A GANGSTER FUCKING RUN!
NOT SHOT GOT SHOT HE HIT MY FACE WITH HIS TIED HANDS PULLED THE TRIGGER WITH HIS TOUNGUE SHOOTING THE ROPE THEN GRABBED IT AND SHOT MY ASS!!!
OH SHIT! WHY YOU NO TELL ME THAT EARLIER???!?!?
*bullet diverted from head by Noodly appendage*
CUZ MY BUTT HURT!!!
WELL WAAA!!!
*continues fleeing*
IM SORRY BUT MY GLUTE WAS SHOT!!!
*flees with you*
Children, why do you run in fear of this inferior Italian? Do the right thing... The FSM thing. Stand without fear to your oppressor (even if he was only trying to defend his life) and be BOLD. By martyring yourself in the name of his Noodliness, you will surely earn a spot next to Him on his plate. May He wrap us all in his saucy noodles...
-RAmen
Khorib wrote:
Children, why do you run in fear of this inferior Italian? Do the right thing... The FSM thing. Stand without fear to your oppressor (even if he was only trying to defend his life) and be BOLD. By martyring yourself in the name of his Noodliness, you will surely earn a spot next to Him on his plate. May He wrap us all in his saucy noodles...
-RAmen
RAmen brother... You are schooled in the ways of the FSM I can presume?
--- “Constantly choosing the lesser of two evils is still choosing evil." Jerry Garcia
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