Christian Gold Saint of Aries wrote:
some scary movies are alright though like the exorcism of emily rose
I haven’t seen it. I want to. I haven’t seen a good scary movie in awhile. I thought An American Haunting, a movie based on the legend of the Bell Witch from my home state would be a good movie, I was wrong.
dont worry exorcism of emily rose is creepy (not like the old movies) and is worth a while
Kill the following on sight:
1. Strange little girls
2. Clowns and mimes
3. Psychos
4. anyone in a log cabin
5. Anyone who is still alive after they knocked at your door and you put a clip into them.
Proper door opening procedure:
1. DO NOT LOOK THROUGH THE PEEPHOLE, the scary guy will put a claw in your eye
2. depending on what you have available, fire a clip of ammo into the door or or throw a makeshift bomb through the window.
3. Open the door and chop up remains with a sharp blade.
4. If it’s the postman, he should have known there’s a killer on the loose.
Weapons to use:
1. Guns.
2. The flamethrower. proper stance is as follows: hold it like they hold a minigun in the movies. Have a lit cigarette dangling out of the corner of your mouth(no joints). Wear round blast goggles. Remember, pure badassery trumps scariness.
3. A katana would kill Freddy Kruger in a few swipes. Use one.
4. Your intelligence is often higher than the enemy’s. Strength is academic when you have a huge gun.
5. I don’t know if any horror movies have had this, but you could use a volt arc. Better yet, I’m making what is essentially a volt arc sword, with several chained together on one support. Not only does it electrocute, but it slices too.
Weapons you don’t use:
1.Shovel, you’ll be forced to dig your grave.
2.Chainsaws are good for one on one, but they need fuel and are unwieldy.
3. Sledgehammer. Seriously, you’re not Mr. T.
4. Saw. It takes some time, you do know that, right?
5. short knife. A machete, or better yet, a long kukri is good, but small blades lack stopping power.
Do not go to:
1. Cemeteries. You are an idiot, aren’t you?
2. Hospitals. It’s dark and there’s tons of fun to be had with scalpels.
3. The woods. You’re alone and there’s plenty of cover for psychos.
4. Log Cabins. Self explanatory.
5. Places where you’ll be alone.
Finally:
1. Stay in a group.
2.Don’t get distracted.
3. Make sure everyone travels in buddy pairs or better yet, groups of three.
4. Don’t let sex and drugs distract you if you’re watching for the psycho. Chances are, if you make it, you and the chick will hook up.
5. Don’t pretend to be a good shot when you aren’t. The survival of the group takes precedence over your pride.
Necron Lord wrote:
Kill the following on sight:
1. Strange little girls
2. Clowns and mimes
3. Psychos
4. anyone in a log cabin
5. Anyone who is still alive after they knocked at your door and you put a clip into them.
Proper door opening procedure:
1. DO NOT LOOK THROUGH THE PEEPHOLE, the scary guy will put a claw in your eye
2. depending on what you have available, fire a clip of ammo into the door or or throw a makeshift bomb through the window.
3. Open the door and chop up remains with a sharp blade.
4. If it’s the postman, he should have known there’s a killer on the loose.
Weapons to use:
1. Guns.
2. The flamethrower. proper stance is as follows: hold it like they hold a minigun in the movies. Have a lit cigarette dangling out of the corner of your mouth(no joints). Wear round blast goggles. Remember, pure badassery trumps scariness.
3. A katana would kill Freddy Kruger in a few swipes. Use one.
4. Your intelligence is often higher than the enemy’s. Strength is academic when you have a huge gun.
5. I don’t know if any horror movies have had this, but you could use a volt arc. Better yet, I’m making what is essentially a volt arc sword, with several chained together on one support. Not only does it electrocute, but it slices too.
Weapons you don’t use:
1.Shovel, you’ll be forced to dig your grave.
2.Chainsaws are good for one on one, but they need fuel and are unwieldy.
3. Sledgehammer. Seriously, you’re not Mr. T.
4. Saw. It takes some time, you do know that, right?
5. short knife. A machete, or better yet, a long kukri is good, but small blades lack stopping power.
Do not go to:
1. Cemeteries. You are an idiot, aren’t you?
2. Hospitals. It’s dark and there’s tons of fun to be had with scalpels.
3. The woods. You’re alone and there’s plenty of cover for psychos.
4. Log Cabins. Self explanatory.
5. Places where you’ll be alone.
Finally:
1. Stay in a group.
2.Don’t get distracted.
3. Make sure everyone travels in buddy pairs or better yet, groups of three.
4. Don’t let sex and drugs distract you if you’re watching for the psycho. Chances are, if you make it, you and the chick will hook up.
5. Don’t pretend to be a good shot when you aren’t. The survival of the group takes precedence over your pride.
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