Preferred Method of Your Execution?

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Lets say you are scheduled to receive Capital Punishment and, for whatever reason, you are allowed to pick the method of your own demise.

Ok, here are the rules:
You pick one traditional method from any time and place in history.
And then you pick just any method that you see fit.

Mine? For the Traditional execution: I’m going with the Japanese Katana Sharpness Test! Basically, they use a newly sharpened blade and try to cut you in half in one neat cut from shoulder to waist, across the chest. They used to do this to prisoners.

For the Personal method: I want to free fall from 12,000ft. I would go higher, but I don’t want to pass out early and miss the ride!

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and whats your second unofficial method of execution?

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None. It’s why it’s good to live in Canada .

But if I’m playing according to the rules - for the first method - poison hemlock. Fairly humane method.

Second choice - nightshade. At least I might have some interesting hallucinations before I go.

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Murderers and rapists should be killed.
Death by firing squad. Die with dignity.

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Where are all the fun and interesting methods guys? Don’t be borin!

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What’s boring about hallucinating? lol

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Nah Etain, your method’s cool. Was hopin people would jump on this :P

George Carlin said that he wanted to be thrown from a helicopter, but the catch is that where ever he lands, you have to leave him there. And keep the dogs away...

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Put a device in my head that will instantly shut my brain down, drop me from a helicopter with a whole bunch of playboy models, and activate the device right before I hit the hit the ground.

Or, I would want to go down like Tony Montana did... shooting people I don’t like

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Me, I’d go down like the Predator in AVP 2. In a fight to the death, and destroyed in an explosion.

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LOL. Sounds more like a Power Ranger’s villain to me.

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Power Rangers, they have seen better days.

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I don’t think you need a device to shut your brain down in that situation .

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Well this didn’t o the way I planned. How about the most horrible method that has been in practice that’d you heard of?

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Certainly not being pulled apart by horses.

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I liked the one where they take you out in a field and tie you down and then heavily butter up your face. They then release hungry goats.

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lol

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Depends on what I’ve done. We’ll say its the most hanus crime ever. Then the death should be the worst kind of death for that person. I my case it would tap into my fear of heights and claustrophobia. Thus suspended by a crane in a small box that I barely fit into and done for many hours until I finally pass out and the box is dropped killing me.