I'm running for president in 2012

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Vote for me. If you do, and I make it into office, these things I promise.

1. Stop the Mayan prophecy from destroying the United States. (Note* Only the United States)
2. Once the rest of the world has been destroyed and I’m in office January of 2013, I shall send American troops to what’s left of the rest of the world and hoard the gas. Thus being able to provide it for free, or for a really low price. Such as only one arm instead of both and a leg.
3. Make prostitution legal everywhere and pay for their vaccinations and condoms.
4. Give you all free money, so as long as you pay it back within 10 seconds. Failure to do so will likely end with you holding your balls (or boobs) in pain.
5. I will eliminate all disease, by eliminating those who carry them.
6. I will legalize weed.
7. I will lower the age to buy alcohol and tobacco to 12 in all states except Texas. You’ll have to be 13 and have a gun and a ten gallon hat there.

All that and more, if you elect me president!!!

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YOU! Yes, you. The person reading this. You support me or I’ll drop a rapid chipmunk in your pants.

Last edited 30 Jun 2008 05:53 pm by Cid

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Great! I’ll get my stuff!

*starts a propaganda*

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I support you fuck the mayans!

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What about weed?

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No returning us to the medieval ages?

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I support you fuck the mayans!

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i thout you were going to be the next american idol

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I WILL LEGALIZE WEED AND LOWER THE AGE TO BUY CIGS AND BOOZE TO 12!!!!

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how about 8?

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Ok you got my vote.
*smokes a bowl*

Guardian of MvC
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12!

We can’t have those damn 11 year olds getting drunk!

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Yes. Yes, we can.
Wait, Bridget’s 12. Never mind.

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WOO CRUNK JUICE!

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There will be a 2 sword limit, unless you’re of spanish decent. Then you can have 3 swords, 12 pocket knives, and a sombrero.

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YEA!!!!!

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Shall I add you to the list of supporters that you’re already a part of whether you like it or not?

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There is no time! Your vote is enough!

Last edited 30 Jun 2008 06:32 pm by Red_Calibur9

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Just do that and don’t change anything else about current laws and I’m happy.


And btw this really should not be on the list because you are talking about destructive things and in no way is cannabis going to destroy America if it were legalized.

Last edited 30 Jun 2008 06:54 pm by anti-moviecodec.

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America would grow if weed were to be legalized. Imagine how much money would be made.