The credit goes to SkrullCrawler from the Herochat forums.
RESPECT THANOS
It is about freaking time. Thanos has no respect thread? Disgrace.
Anyway, the feats are listed in:
I. DURABILITY (Which, as it says, includes durability feats)
II. ENERGY (Thanos’s energy manipulation feats, ranging from matter manipulation to his offensive blast power, and forcefields. Stuff like that. ALSO includes his telepathic feats.)
III. INTELLIGENCE (Prep feats, intelligence feats, outsmarting feats, tech feats...)
IV. STRENGTH (Straightfoward as the title. Thanos’s strength feats)
V. OTHER (Other, obsucure stuff that doesn’t really fit anywhere else)
VI. FIGHTS (Fights with different characters)
So, all I have to say...Respect the coolest Marvel Cosmic ever.
4. Mind battle with Moondragon, which Thanos wins (Note: Thanos has the cosmic cube, but the comic makes no mention of it being used on this fight, so make your own conclusions).
http://img148.imageshack.us/img148/3219/energy4is1.jpg
“What’s this, a puny human child, surely killing her will finally get me in Death good graces."
Shoots beam at her but Osaka just happens to look down on the ground before the beam fires because she saw a snail.
Osaka looks up, sees Thanos, who is astounded. Amazed his kill attempt on a puny Earthling girl failed, he decides to investigate this.
Osaka asks him,
“Are snails bugs?"
“What? No human, they belong to the gastropod class, foolish of you not to know."
“Nya?"
Thanos looks perplexed, sighs.
“No, snails are not bugs."
Osaka finally clues in a little, then spaces out again.
“Oh... good, because if snails were bugs, they would be in bug collections, which would be weird. Snails are so homey, because they carry their hom, or is it their home that carries them???? ........ You are purple, are you a purple bread roll cucumber?"
Thanos looks really confused.
“Purple cucumbers would be interesting, but I wonder what they would taste like, would they taste purple, or stil taste like cucumbers, maybe they would taste like blueberries then..[goes on and on]."
“What’s this, a puny human child, surely killing her will finally get me in Death good graces."
Shoots beam at her but Osaka just happens to look down on the ground before the beam fires because she saw a snail.
Osaka looks up, sees Thanos, who is astounded. Amazed his kill attempt on a puny Earthling girl failed, he decides to investigate this.
Osaka asks him,
“Are snails bugs?"
“What? No human, they belong to the gastropod class, foolish of you not to know."
“Nya?"
Thanos looks perplexed, sighs.
“No, snails are not bugs."
Osaka finally clues in a little, then spaces out again.
“Oh... good, because if snails were bugs, they would be in bug collections, which would be weird. Snails are so homey, because they carry their hom, or is it their home that carries them???? ........ You are purple, are you a purple bread roll cucumber?"
Thanos looks really confused.
“Purple cucumbers would be interesting, but I wonder what they would taste like, would they taste purple, or stil taste like cucumbers, maybe they would taste like blueberries then..[goes on and on]."
Yugioh: “Thanos. You’ve gone far enough. I challenge you to a duel. Winner takes all. My millenium items and the egyptian god cards against your infinity gauntlet”.
Thanos: “I have no need for your trinkets. Begone pharaoh”.
Yugioh: “Afraid I’ll beat you? I didn’t think the mighty Thanos was so easily defeated”.
Thanos: “Defeated? You dare to insult Thanos of Titan. You have sealed your doom Yugi. I will play your little game. And when I win I will crush you beneath my heel. And you will learn that my name is Thanos, and it means death.
Yugioh: “I’m not convinced”.
Thanos: “I command all power there has ever been. You will lose to me. And you will die finally convinced of my power”.
Yugioh: “No I won’t. I will win Thanos. And I will do so because for all you blustering and all you supposed power, I still posses the three things I need to defeat you”.
Thanos: “And what, pray tell are those?".
Yugioh: “Belief in myself, in my friends and in the heart of the cards”.
Thanos: “Believe what you will. Thanos shall reign”.
Later...
Thanos: “I don’t understand. How did he beat me? Stupid Dark Magician. I hate this game. I’m going home”.
The thing I like about Thanos is that he blends Apocalypse/Dr. Doom style boasting and superiority with realistic wit, and then he always/ ALWAYS backs it up.
If someone put a Thanos disrespect thread up he still would be view as greater than 90% of all characters. He’s just that gangsta!
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