Solid Snake (Twin Snake's) vs Sephiroth (CC)

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He’s hiding something.

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Something long... and hard...

Like a sword!

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Too bad it’s always erect.

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He obviously gets a lot of practice.

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Or he’s always hormonally imbalanced.

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They do say he’s the most experienced soldier...

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It’s teh Jenova cells.

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His mother?!

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His mother turns him on. Did you see her boobs?

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FROM: Final Fantasy VII/Metal Gear Solid series

Sephiroth descends from the sky accompanied by deafening opera music, looking all grandiose and moody. Snake stealthily sneaks up from behind with the deadliest weapon to a man like Sephiroth, a pair of scissors. He plunges them into Sephiroth’s hair, tangling it hopelessly. Snake then abandons the scissors and pulls out his survival knife, lunging forward again he swings, chopping Sephy’s hair off and detaching him from the scissors. With his hair cut short, everyone can see Sephiroth’s “Asian character” back tattoo, which he got because he thought it meant “Majestic Wolf Spirit," only to later learn that it actually reads “Penis Diarrhea Sexual Predator” in Chinese. Sephiroth dies of shame.

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roflcopter XD

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She’s nude! They put that in a kids' game?

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XDDDDDD

You guys are just noticing this?



If that turns somebody on. I feel sorry for them.

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Eh, it’s just Red.

And Sephy thinks Jenova is hawt. Everyone loves blue alien woman with glowing eyes and most importantly, tentacles.

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I noticed it. I just never noticed the OMG TENTACLE RAEP!!

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Ewwwww. They’re not tentacles.

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Everyone love’s th Snake yo, but on the flip side i think this would make an epic cross over full of lol’s

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they both are as badass as they get but roth takes this easy

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Not really mo fuck first he would have to locate the master of stealth, and im sure if Cloud can catch Sephiroth of guard and impail him in the back Snake sure as hell can yo

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hmmm stelth Camo is a deadly weapon