What Is The Worst Book You Ever Read

Wannabe
Rep: 0

Joined: 19 May 2008
Posts: 16
OFFLINE

Minion, by L.A. Banks. Mary Sue characters, torturous dialog, banal exposition... the whole thing read like Buffy the Vampire Slayer fanfiction.

Regular
Rep: 5



Joined: 14 Jul 2008
Posts: 147
OFFLINE

Great Expectations, cuz that’s what it was. Flaming piece of shit, kept expecting something great, but all there was was stupidass and dumbass people’s problems. I wouldn’t recommend this book to anybody unless you wanna read something that’s gonna make you want to kill yourself.

The REAL commandments and Why American Education sucks

UBER 1337 Poster
Rep: 36



Joined: 15 Jul 2008
Posts: 2,662
OFFLINE

Ehh... I has to say it’s this thing called teh bible, I mean I can see why some people like it, but it has too many inconsistancies for me...

Last edited 21 Jul 2008 03:33 am by Rorschach

UBER 1337 Poster
Rep: 26



Joined: 19 Jul 2007
Posts: 2,152
OFFLINE

Ummmmm. Yeah, i usually stop reading if its a boring book, so no if never read a boring book cover to cover

Regular
Rep: 10

Joined: 07 Jul 2008
Posts: 369
OFFLINE

walk to moons

Regular
Rep: 15



Joined: 20 Jul 2008
Posts: 901
OFFLINE

to kill a mocking bird is the gayest fucking book i have ever read i mean cmon to kill a mocking bird
lol

Wannabe
Rep: 2



Joined: 02 Aug 2008
Posts: 20
OFFLINE

The Day of the Dragon, by Richard Knaak.

It’s published and loved fan-fic trash. I got pretty far into it before I tossed it at a friend. He read the whole thing, then came to me a week later and said 'I feel like I’ve wasted so much time with that piece of trash, why didn’t you stop me?'.

I guess that I’m like the son himself. I only help those that choose to help themselves.

UBER 1337 Poster
Rep: 43



Joined: 13 Apr 2008
Posts: 2,410
OFFLINE

same but 1

Wannabe
Rep: 1

Joined: 04 Sep 2008
Posts: 15
OFFLINE

The worst book I ever read was “Twilight” by Stephanie Meyer.

This might ruffle some brows, though, because I know that this novel is a fantastic hit and will become a major film soon.

However, I’m just well-read in other areas, and when I have to endure a sappy, sentimental novel about a high-schoolish relationship between Girl A and milktoast vampire B, I yawn and wonder how many wonderful things there are in this world that I am missing because I’m reading this crap.

Give me King, Straub, Koontz, Poe, Faulkner, Milton...even DICKENS. I’ll gladly investigate, but I was so bored with this novel that I have to say I have NEVER read something so weak, tired, and shallow.

Sorry, people.

Last edited 08 Sep 2008 02:31 am by CygnusX1