| 24 Jul 2008 06:23 am |
Entree Rep: 0  Joined: 23 Jul 2008 Posts: 9 OFFLINE | Sirry American Batman i kirr you with Samurai Batsword!
Is it wrong that I find this incredibly hilarious.
http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0468569/board/flat/112363643?p=1
“Small, puny Batmobile of Japanese Batman can fit in small alleyways…unlike big batmobile of American Batman! Ha Ha! Better gas mileage too! Ha Ha!
American Batman only get wounds bandaged, advice, and support from American butler, Alfred. Japanese Batman get this from his manservant and more! Get full body massage…with happy ending!!! Ha Ha Ha! Silly, silly American Batman!
Big American “tool” of American Batman get in way of crime-fighting with increased body weight! Can no fight crime unemcumbered like small-“tooled” Japanese Batman!
American Batman finance crime-fighting with Wayne Industries....is no more than capitalistic pig! Japanese Batman sell own body to highest-paying mamma-sans.....they love him loooong time...and he make plenty yen! Silly, silly, American Batman!
American Batman spend free time brooding over dead parents! Japanese Batman spend free time drunk on saki and singing karaoke at local bar! Ha Ha!!!"
“Is true!!!!
American Batman only bitch-slap criminals and then give to police! Japanese Batman kill them with Samurai Batsword....even for littering!!!
Ha Ha! Silly, silly American Batman!"
Silly American Batman put down katana and use silly toys (parts all made in Japan anyway!) to fight crime with “no Kirr poricy!"
“Japanese Batman keep sword and still no kirr, but use powerful ninja magic to help criminals choose honorable way out! Japanese Batman’s Bat-seppuku superior crime fighting tool!"
“American Joker makeup make look like silly clown! Can no “blend-in” anywhere..'cept maybe circus! But how many criminal you find at circus? Ha Ha!!!
Japanese Joker use Geisha Girl makeup.....can hide in whorehouse to catch/kill criminal rivals! May end up with sore-bunghole....but sacrifice must be made to eliminate competition!
Silly, silly American Joker!"
“American Batman voice sound like constipated!!! Criminal no scared of someone who have to poo!!! Ha Ha!!!
Japanese Batman voice more sound like Pokemon character!!! High-shrill screech make criminal eardrums burst!!!! Then can no-hear when their own still-beating heart is ripped from chest by Japanese Batman!!!
Ha Ha Ha!!! Silly, silly American Batman!!!!!!
Unlike Japanese Batman!!!! Rawr!!!! He a REAL man!!!!!"
“Of course is there Japanese Batman!!! The Yellow Knight truly exist!!!
Him motto is: “Mercy For Weak!"
American Batman only threaten/bitch-slap captured villains for information! Japanese Batman use acupuncture needles on villian’s balls......make many, villian tell many, many things!!! Ha Ha Ha!!!!
Silly, silly American Batman!!!!!!"
“i counter you’re japenese batman wif my urtimate knowredge
american batman beat up japenese bat man wif his training
japenese batman get very angry and is evir
he kirr’s and kirring is not part of being a hero
japenese batman very very bad man”
“American Batman can no get mama-sans. Whine too much to them so they run to villian like Two-Face. Stupid American Batman!!! You stay virgin, no? Ha Ha Ha!!!!
Japanese Batman get more mama-san than can handle. Many crimes go unstopped because Japanese Batman take night off with mama-sans....he stick tongue down throat before mama-san can say “No." Grrrr!!! Japanese Batman REAL man! Ha Ha!!! Eat much “sushi”.....if know what I mean!!! Ha Ha Ha!!!!"
“American Batman whiny brat who blame self for parents death when leave opera early!! Ha Ha!! Wimpy American Batman!!!
When Japanese Batman made to leave show early he KIRR parents with Samurai Batsword himself!!! He can no let parents shame family name!!! Rawrr!!! Japanese Batman REAL man!!!
“American Batman told by butler Alfred: “Why do we fall? So we can learn to pick ourselves back up again." Ha Ha!!! Silly American Batman!!!!!
Japanese Batman told by his butler: “Why we fall? So we kick enemy in groin MUCH easier!!! Mercy for weak!!!"
Ha Ha Ha!!! Silly, silly American Batman!!!!
Ha Ha!! Silly, silly, weak American Batman!!!"
“American Batman had Chris O’Donnell as wimpy Robin!! Get in much trouble, the whiny brat!!! Wear gay outfit and even steal American Batman’s Batmobile for joy ride!! Enemy no imtimidated!!! Ha Ha!!!
Japanese Batman has little boy from “The Grudge”...the one who scream like cat....as sidekick! Japanese Batman kick ass........while Japanese Robin suck soul!!!! Enemy no stand chance....in this world OR next!!!
Ha Ha Ha!!! Rawrrr!!! Japanese Batman a REAL man!!!!"
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Japanese Batman LOL stupid American Batman Funny as hell! ***************** 67% (votes so far 2) Not funny! ********* 33% (votes so far 1) Funny, but I'm still goin to hell! 0% Only registered users may vote.
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| 04 Aug 2008 04:29 am |
Regular Rep: 14  Joined: 20 Jul 2008 Posts: 890 OFFLINE | i dont know what u said
it was 2 long so i didnt read anything but the first line
lol
soo i haven’t voted either
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| 04 Aug 2008 04:30 am |
UBER 1337 Poster Rep: 29 Joined: 17 Jul 2008 Posts: 3,809 OFFLINE | American batman beat you with a twinki and a string
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| 04 Aug 2008 04:34 am |
Regular Rep: 14Joined: 20 Jul 2008 Posts: 890 OFFLINE | lol now i want a Twinkie
lol
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| 04 Aug 2008 02:35 pm |
Addict (beyond 1337) Rep: 37 Joined: 14 Feb 2007 Posts: 19,810 ONLINE | LMAO XD
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| 04 Aug 2008 02:40 pm |
Ace of 'Nades Rep: 60 Joined: 30 Apr 2007 Posts: 15,841 OFFLINE | Criminal no scared of someone who have to poo!!! Ha Ha!!!
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