yo mama joke contest

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Yo momma’s so fat when the americans launched a nuke at her it bounced off and hit george bush in the head.

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your mama like a shotgun one cock and she blows

yo momma like a bowling ball she gets fingered thrown in the gutter but always comes back for more

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Oh, those are oooold.

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yo moma so fat that ben kenobi said thats no moon THTS URE MOTHER!!!

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Ok, that makes no sense and is less funny than the Black n white marine joke.

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A better version of the bowling ball one is:

Yo momma so skanky, she like a bowling ball - she gets all 3 holes filled then thrown in the gutter and she even comes back for more!

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i actually cracked a smile

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Your momma like mud if you play with her u get wing worm and she let everybody roll n her
Your momma is so nasty I said what’s for dinner and she opened her legs and said crabs
your momma so fat when she stood in the movie theatres everybody started orderin food
Your momma is just like a slut ugly and easy
Your momma is so fat even santa claus didn’t want her to sit on his lap
Your momma is so ugly not even rice crispy will talk to her
Your momma is sooo fat when she stepped on the scale it said to be continued
Your momma is so fat and dumb I asked her for her 7 digit number and she stepped on the scale
Your momma is soo dark she gets marked absent in night school
Your momma so fat not even norbit wud go out with her!!

-Khori- I owned this competition!

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Yo mom’s like doorknob everyone get’s a turn!

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yo mama ghey

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lol, my “yo mama” joke was the best!

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Yo momma Osama Obama Lasagna

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yo mamma is so old she asked what ear to hold the remote up to!

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lol

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Yo momma is so stupid she got locked in the grocery store and starved

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yo mamas so fat her photograph weighs ten pounds

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Yo mamas like a light switch 3 year olds turn her on

yo mamas like an arcade 25 cents to turn her one