I'm bored

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Amuse me :/

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Okay, I have a joke for you.

Q: Why can’t Hellen Keller drive?

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Because she is a seagull.

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It’s brilliant!

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A: Because she’s a WOMAN!


(not intented to offend the female population of MVC, I just like Hellen Keller jokes)

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lawl

But seriously, the seagull one makes alot more sense.

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Q: Why did Hellen Keller’s dog jump off a cliff?

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because she’s a woman?

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Lol, close.

Because you would too if your name was, “Urguhruruaroua!"

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Why did the mushroom go to the party?
Cos he was a fun-guy


Why did the mushroom leav the party?
Cos there was not mush-room

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look down





























































look up
That keep you amused for a bit lol

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Q: How come Helen Keller can’t have kids?

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cuss she isnt a woman?

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lets post random pictures

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becuz shes a total Bitch

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A: Because she’s DEAD!

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Q: Did you know that Helen Keller had a dollhouse in the backyard?
A: Neither did she.

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Okay, go to my post “THE BEST SITE EVER. PERIOD." Click on the link. Best damn 40K humor anywhere.