For fans of the ultimate showdown....

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there is one called “ultimate orgy” look it up its the ultimate parody....if you want to
*disclaimer*
not suitable for anyone under 18 years of age....
lolNSFW

Lyrics comparisons
Old Godzilla was fucking around
Tokyo City like a big playground
When suddenly Batman jizzed from the shade
And hit Godzilla with a bat cumspray
Godzilla got laid and began to fuck back
But didn’t expect to be fucked by Shaq
He proceeded to open up a can of Shaq Lube
When Aaron Carter came out of the blue
And he started sucking off Shaquille O’Neal
In the back seat of the Batmobile

But before they could make it back to Aaron’s loveshack
Abraham Lincoln teabagged his sack
Took a 9-inch vibrator out of his hat
And blew Batman
Then he ran out of rubbers and he ran away
Because Optimus Prime came on Batman’s face

This is the ultimate orgy (of homosexuality)
Good guys and bad guys with dildos (as far as the eye can see)
There’s quite a lot of fellatio and much sodomy
This is the ultimate orgy (of homosexuality)

Godzilla took a shit on Optimus Prime
Like Scruff McGruff shit all over crime
Then Shaq came back covered in Godzilla’s scat
Then Jackie Chan jacked off and nutted on his back
And Batman was flaccid and trying to get horny
So he thought of an armadillo named Corey
But suddenly something caught his eye and he licked
Indiana Jones' 13-inch dick

Then he took Godzilla from behind
Reached around for his cock which he just couldn’t find
Then Batman squirted and he shot and he missed
And penetrated Jackie Chan with his fist
Then he jumped in the air and gave the peace sign
As Abraham Lincoln tried to sixty-nine with Optimus Prime
And they both got some
Then they all got showered in Care Bear cum

This is the ultimate orgy (of homosexuality)
Good guys and bad guys with dildos (as far as the eye can see)
It’s gayer than Brokeback Mountain, I think you would agree
This is the ultimate orgy...

Cue porno music, a funky jive chorus
Down from the heavens came naked Chuck Norris
Who discovered a dick as hard as bones
Attached to the crotch of Indiana Jones
He bent over on the ground, smiling with glee
As Batman changed into Ron Jeremy
But Chuck saw through this clever disguise
And buried Batman’s face in between his thighs

Then Gandalf The Pimp and Gandalf the Ho
Matt Damon and the guys from Mr. Show
And Benito Mussolini and his big weenie
And Tony Curtis in a pink bikini
Robocop, The Terminator, William Shatner, Ralph Nader
Lo Pan, Peter Pan, every male Power Ranger
Keanu Reeves and Bill S. Preston, Spok, The Rock, and Charleton Heston
Came outta nowhere lightning-fast
And they all fucked Norris in his cowboy ass
It was the greatest bukkake that the world ever saw
Making Japanese men stare in total awe

The sex went on for a century
Many cocks were sucked, but eventually
A champion stood and all the girls got wetter:
Mr. Rogers in a cumstained sweater

This is the ultimate orgy (of homosexuality)
Hot chicks and bad girls with strap-ons (as far as the eye can see)
Tits and vaginas and coming, all continuously
This is the ultimate orgy... (one great big lesbian orgy)
This is the ultimate orgy... (I think I’ll jerk off again now)
This is the ultimate orgy... (of homosexuality)








Old Godzilla was hopping around
Tokyo City like a big playground
when suddenly Batman burst from the shade
and hit Godzilla with a Batgrenade
Godzilla got pissed and began to attack
but didn’t expect to be blocked by Shaq
who proceeded to open up a can of Shaq Fu
when Aaron Carter came out of the blue

and he started beating up Shaquille O’Neal
then they both got flattened by the Batmobile
but before it could make it back to the Batcave
Abraham Lincoln popped out of his grave
and took an AK47 out from under his hat
and blew Batman away with a rat-a-tat-tat
but he ran out of bullets and he ran away
because Optimus Prime came to save the day

this is the Ultimate Showdown of Ultimate Destiny
good guys, bad guys, and explosions as far as the eye can see
and only one will survive, I wonder who it will be
this is the Ultimate Showdown of Ultimate Destiny

Godzilla took a bite out of Optimus Prime
like Scruff McGruff took a bite out of crime
and then Shaq came back covered in a tire track
but Jackie Chan jumped out and landed on his back
and Batman was injured, and trying to get steady
when Abraham Lincoln came back with a machete
but suddenly something caught his leg and he tripped
Indiana Jones took him out with his whip

then he saw Godzilla sneaking up from behind
and he reached for his gun which he just couldn’t find
'cause Batman stole it and he shot and he missed
and Jackie Chan deflected it with his fist
then he jumped in the air and did a summersault
while Abraham Lincoln tried to pole vault
onto Optimus Prime, but they collided in the air
then they both got hit by a Care Bear Stare, oooh

this is the Ultimate Showdown of Ultimate Destiny
good guys, bad guys, and explosions as far as the eye can see
and only one will survive, I wonder who it will be
this is the Ultimate Showdown...

angels sang out in immaculate chorus
down from the heavens descended Chuck Norris
who deliver a kick which could shatter bones
into the crotch of Indiana Jones
who fell over on the ground, writhing in pain
as Batman changed back into Bruce Wayne
but Chuck saw through his clever disguise
and he crushed Batman’s head in between his thighs

then Gandalf the Grey and Gandalf the White and
“Monty Python and the Holy Grail”'s Black Knight and
Benito Mussolini and The Blue Meanie and
Cowboy Curtis and Jambi the Genie
Robocop, the Terminator, Captain Kirk, and Darth Vader
Lo Pan, Superman, every single Power Ranger
Bill S. Preston and Theodore Logan,
Spock, The Rock, Doc Ock, and Hulk Hogan
all came out of no where lightning fast
and they kicked Chuck Norris in his cowboy ass
it was the bloodiest battle the world ever saw
with civilians looking on total awe

and the fight raged on for a century
many lives were claimed, but eventually
the champion stood, the rest saw their better:
Mr. Rogers in a bloodstained sweater

this is the Ultimate Showdown of Ultimate Destiny
good guys, bad guys, and explosions as far as the eye can see
and only one will survive, I wonder who it will be
this is the Ultimate Showdown...
this is the Ultimate Showdown...
this is the Ultimate Showdown...
of Ultimate Destiny

Last edited 20 Aug 2008 02:48 pm by Di5turbed

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NO! NO! BAD!

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Its hilarious

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Wtf?
Lmao.
Isint that considered porn?

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right but....its not on here is it?

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Its still “linking” to it.

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where is the link? plus it says NSFW so....just a place to discuss it or something idk lol

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Lol you are telling people to go watch the video and you have the name of the video.
I don’t give a shit I found the video funny but scary.

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Scary lmfao

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OLD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
LIEK RAPTOR JESUS OLD!

Last edited 20 Aug 2008 02:34 pm by Rorschach

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Skittles - He didn’t directly link to it. Not sure if this would fall under the rules themselves as they are very specific. All I can say is, don’t look up the video if you’re a minor.

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Yes but minors post on this site, and they can go and find the video and watch it.

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You’re absolutely right. But I’d rather not do anything.

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Oh noes i am only 2 years old!

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Ummmm....then thats their fault?

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Am just being a pain. *pulls your leg* hehe