New Rules for MvC

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#11 Posting cookie cutter replies

Whether it be a bateman.ethug or bearfantasy.txt they aren’t funny after the first time you see them. (unless it’s some new take on it, like savage preforming bearfantasy.txt on video) More importantly it says of the person posting them: “I have nothing original, funny, or insightful to say”

ib.txtrepliestothisthread


#10 Not posting visuals

Men by nature are visual creatures. As such, since most of MvC is 95% men, pictures in your thread can make the difference between a successful thread and an ultimate failure. Whether its your girlfriend, a new car, or trip you took. If there are pictures you can post to enhance the experience, for god’s sake man post them!


#9 Not posting cliffs

We don’t browse MvC to read through volumes of content that make up your story interesting and complex. Most of us are glancing through threads while doing other, more important things. We want the meaning, the moral, or the funny condensed down to one or two sentences. After reading that we can decide whether we want to wade through your paragraphs of bullshit to get a better picture.


#8 Posting serious matters in Offtopic and expecting serious replies

Say it with me now, “Off topic” it’s not just a clever name. What makes this board great is the cynical, clever, hilarious, stupid, replies that flood each thread. That’s why there are subforums, go ask your legitimate questions there if you only want legitimate answers. It goes without saying that their are exceptions. sick/dying/disabled family or friends and other matters should be taken seriously, though I still don’t understand why that gets posted in the main forum to begin with.

And yes I understand the irony of starting off a serious list with this “mistake” but this is for the betterment of MvC. And besides, I don’t really expect a lot of serious responses to the thread.


#7 Fuck 7


#6 Expecting fairness

I am probably most guilty of this. The saying goes “Life isn’t fair” well MvC is 100x less fair than life. Yes, your interesting thread will get moved to some obscure subforum while the OMFGainsville thread that a total of 5 MvCers care about stays on the front page. Yes, Cid will ban you because he doesn’t like you. Yes, threads about your favorite candidate will get locked while other candidates threads are allowed to continue. That’s just MvC. Bringing up all these inequalities doesn’t make you righteous, it makes you a whiny bitch.


#5 Posting incredible stories without proof

As a general rule, if we can’t imagine it happening to us, we can’t imagine that it happened to you. So just remember, before you post about your 100k+ car, supermodel gf, or ridiculous series of events, make sure you have definitive proof. Otherwise, you are just another liar on MvC. *cough*Godsmarine*cough*


#4 Reposting

Yes I know you don’t have a sub or are probably too lazy to search, but here is a general rule of thumb: If you heard about it from your aim buddy, it’s already been posted. If it has more than 10,000 views, it’s already been posted. If it was posted more than 1-2 days ago it’s already been posted. And if it *breaking news* unless a bulletin is coming as you make the post, or you have the information before the media, it’s already been posted.


#3 Bad Fellowship

Every now and then, a good, respectable, contributing member of MvC gets his public life fucked over by vindictive little bastards who have nothing better to do then bring misery to the undeserving (most likely because their own lives are shitty). Recent examples: Sending pictures of MvCer fucking some girl (that he posted for the enjoyment of MvC years ago) to his new fiancee and her family. Calling MvC’ers boss and telling him stuff that was posted by his employee. Posting personal information because an MvCer was to naive to close his picture directory, or use a different handle here. The people who carry out these acts deserve to be in the innermost circle of hell.
NOTE: this is all null and void in the case that the persecuted is guilty of rule #2


#2 Being a braggart, hypocrite, on general douchebag on MvC.

We all have skeletons in our online closet (you might be fat, hideously ugly, dated ugly girls, have a terribly funny first name, ect...) and most of us are willing to to let sleeping dogs lie. But if you make thread after thread of bragging, putting down others, it sparks interest and should be highly acceptable.


#1 MvC leg humping

This is by far the worst. Only on MvC can incredibly average women post the most erroneous bullshit, and elicit a 50 page thread. If it were a dude posting the same topic, it wouldn’t even get 5 replies. I guarantee that the guys who post a bunch in these threads don’t have much RP success because they don’t understand the #1 rule of women. They will do anything for attention, but once they have yours, they won’t do anything else they don’t have to do.

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rule 7 rules..

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Rule #7 is more a guildline rather then a rule.

what? what?
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**yawns**

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Last edited 18 Sep 2008 05:18 pm by .R.3.A.L.1.T.Y.

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*glances at*
I need a dumb ass translator for all of this, someone care to help?

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Its like prison(except Bubba isnt trying to fuck you up the ass), we have rules set by the gaurds(mods), and rules the inmates set(members)

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I agree with the majority of this.

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Please do pull out the cam. Because all we’ve seen is a couple pics of (REALITY) a scrawny little white dude with a face and a pic of some randome buff dude without a face. Out of all the shit you claim, wow! Hahaha

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lmao @ Rule One, Unbelievably true. >.<

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don’t agree with #9

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Haha you would like that huh HOMI HOMO.

Aye triangular tits

Last edited 18 Sep 2008 11:04 pm by .x.X.GoDzMaRiNe.X.x.

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Dayum I am scrawny huh? (Yes I am aware I made a dumb face )

Last edited 18 Sep 2008 11:17 pm by .x.X.GoDzMaRiNe.X.x.

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Huh, you kinda look like The Terminator. haha

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Still yet to post;

Car

Brittany

Uniform from Hockey?

Haha what do you want Xtrm? Il post a pic of it for ya.

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Is that a whole BOX of colgagte tooth paste to the right??

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Lol? I have two different tooth pastes.

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Haha Yes, you are a scrawny lil bitch. OMG dude, you’re going for 220 pounds? Hahaha
Oh fuck, where’s that Mercedes? Lets see you in that? Where’s that hawt girl you posted with fake tits? Let’s actually see you in a pic with her. Where’s that millions you said you were making? Lets see some cash? Haha you’re such a fake ass clown!

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No No, I meant to the left, looks like theres a Industrial size box of toothpaste =O