| 21 Sep 2008 02:59 am |
UBER 1337 Poster Rep: 39  Joined: 11 Dec 2007 Posts: 3,208 OFFLINE | Xtrm Liability wrote:
Please tell me you’re joking.
No I was being completely serious.
““Do or do not... there is no try.”." -Yoda
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| 21 Sep 2008 03:00 am |
UBER 1337 Poster Rep: 25Joined: 10 Sep 2008 Posts: 3,228 OFFLINE | Reality number 2 wrote:
SENSFAN wrote:
Is that jessica alba?
I believe so.
She’s too hard to resist I want her badly btw that baby in her stomach is mine.
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| 21 Sep 2008 03:03 am |
strychnine in the guacamole Rep: 47 Joined: 06 Jan 2006 Posts: 16,050 OFFLINE | Reality number 2 wrote:
Xtrm Liability wrote:
Reality number 2 wrote:
Xtrm Liability wrote:
Reality number 2 wrote:
watermelon man wrote:
Reality number 2 wrote:
That chicks smokin hawt? Whatchu bitches talkin about? Fake tits are fake tits whatever they look like real tits just with higher nipples.
if you can tell they are fake tits, then they don’t look like real tits.
They got no bounce when they’re fake.
Thats not true at all bro, a size A or B real tits would bouce less tehn a size C or D fake tits, 100% percent sure on that.
And “fake” tits are just 'perfected' tits, whats wrong with that man? They feel harder and look nicer.
ahem
Sandbags are hard, right? There’s a different texture to a real tit than a synthetic object. Nature is a thing of beauty. Yes, woman with nice fake big ol' titties are nice but once you get 'em all the time, they’re just not natural. I had a threesome with my girlfriend and her fine ass friend with a boob job. After that I dated this girl for about 2 years. Yeah, they look nice, don’t feel right. Kinda like you shaving your legs, it’s just not natural for a heterosexual man. Now what I’m say’n? No you don’t, you’re just a boy.
Oh dont give me that sand bag shiit lol, Im not one of these anime tards.
Anywhoo.. it matters who the surgeon was dawg. Fake tits are firmer and can be as hard as melons. And I do prefer the natural squeeze able feeling cause it gives off the “I am not fake” vibe which is niice. But.. small tits .. I just dont find attractive at all.
Hey, I’m here to give you shit. Shit is what you talk so shit is what you get. I bet you never touched a fake tit in your life. Why would a 16 year old date a chick with fake tits? I mean, woman get boob jobs after they had a kids because it shrinks the boobs from the milking and all the other sandbag shit you don’t know about.
Women get boob jobs for alot of reasons.. like; they arent happy with there breast size, boobs are too big and making there back ache, tits aren’t even. Lots of reasons and the “Ive never touched fake tits” well thats for me to know.
Dude, a 16 year old does not get a boob job. They’re not fully developed at that age. So you’re telling all of us on MvC that your (wannabee) girlfriend you posted a pic of (which did in fact have fake tits because I can tell) is fully developed at least above 18 years old with a boob job? Or is it some chick you just got lucky with one night and you’re posting her pic claiming she’s your “shorty”? Haha
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| 21 Sep 2008 03:04 am |
UBER 1337 Poster Rep: 39Joined: 11 Dec 2007 Posts: 3,208 OFFLINE | Man you dont know my life, son. If I asked you what my last name was could you tell me? Heck how about my first name? So how do you think you can tell me about my 'sex/love' life dog? ---
““Do or do not... there is no try.”." -Yoda
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| 21 Sep 2008 03:13 am |
strychnine in the guacamole Rep: 47Joined: 06 Jan 2006 Posts: 16,050 OFFLINE | Reality number 2 wrote:
Man you dont know my life, son. If I asked you what my last name was could you tell me? Heck how about my first name? So how do you think you can tell me about my 'sex/love' life dog?
Well, you posted a super hawt chick with fake tits claiming she’s you girlfriend. LMAO just like you cliamed this $80,000 BMW but considering gas prices you had to give it up for a cheap ass economy car.
Listen, I could give two shits less about your love life. But don’t post a super hawt chick with fake tits when we know a 16 year old is not developed enough to get a boob job let alone would any surgeon be able to keep his license without going to jail to perform a boob job on a 16 year old girl. Just like your $80 thousand dollar BMW you claimed, the real girlfriend you’re gonna post is probably an average Honda civic. Hahaha
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| 21 Sep 2008 03:18 am |
Pipiru piru piru pipiru pi Rep: 31 Joined: 25 Dec 2006 Posts: 6,772 OFFLINE | I will never get why guys want huge fake tits.
I love everything from As to small Cs. ---
 
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| 21 Sep 2008 03:22 am |
UBER 1337 Poster Rep: 39Joined: 11 Dec 2007 Posts: 3,208 OFFLINE | Xtrm Liability wrote:
Reality number 2 wrote:
Man you dont know my life, son. If I asked you what my last name was could you tell me? Heck how about my first name? So how do you think you can tell me about my 'sex/love' life dog?
Well, you posted a super hawt chick with fake tits claiming she’s you girlfriend. LMAO just like you cliamed this $80,000 BMW but considering gas prices you had to give it up for a cheap ass economy car.
Listen, I could give two shits less about your love life. But don’t post a super hawt chick with fake tits when we know a 16 year old is not developed enough to get a boob job let alone would any surgeon be able to keep his license without going to jail to perform a boob job on a 16 year old girl. Just like your $80 thousand dollar BMW you claimed, the real girlfriend you’re gonna post is probably an average Honda civic. Hahaha
That chick lasted a week, heck shes not even the best ive dated. And I could really care less about what you 'care' about bro. Heck youve insulted me for the longest time while I have done what to you again? Yea I have a Protege as a car and yea I was driving the BMW (which was a present for getting drafted into the OHL). It is possible to date older girls and 16 is the legal age to have a “boob job” aslong as there is parent concent. But No Xtrm Liability wrote:
the real girlfriend you’re gonna post is probably an average Honda civic
. We dont share the same girlfriends josh.
““Do or do not... there is no try.”." -Yoda
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| 21 Sep 2008 03:24 am |
strychnine in the guacamole Rep: 47Joined: 06 Jan 2006 Posts: 16,050 OFFLINE | Maggot Face wrote:
I will never get why guys want huge fake tits.
I love everything from As to small Cs.
LMAO Nice!
She could have the smallest tits possible... as long as she’s got nice rounds ass and child bearing hips and thighs with a skinny waist line.... I’m all good with that.
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| 21 Sep 2008 03:25 am |
Pipiru piru piru pipiru pi Rep: 31Joined: 25 Dec 2006 Posts: 6,772 OFFLINE | Xtrm Liability wrote:
Maggot Face wrote:
I will never get why guys want huge fake tits.
I love everything from As to small Cs.
LMAO Nice!
She could have the smallest tits possible... as long as she’s got nice rounds ass and child bearing hips and thighs with a skinny waist line.... I’m all good with that.
Hips ftw.
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| 21 Sep 2008 03:26 am |
strychnine in the guacamole Rep: 47Joined: 06 Jan 2006 Posts: 16,050 OFFLINE | Reality number 2 wrote:
Xtrm Liability wrote:
Reality number 2 wrote:
Man you dont know my life, son. If I asked you what my last name was could you tell me? Heck how about my first name? So how do you think you can tell me about my 'sex/love' life dog?
Well, you posted a super hawt chick with fake tits claiming she’s you girlfriend. LMAO just like you cliamed this $80,000 BMW but considering gas prices you had to give it up for a cheap ass economy car.
Listen, I could give two shits less about your love life. But don’t post a super hawt chick with fake tits when we know a 16 year old is not developed enough to get a boob job let alone would any surgeon be able to keep his license without going to jail to perform a boob job on a 16 year old girl. Just like your $80 thousand dollar BMW you claimed, the real girlfriend you’re gonna post is probably an average Honda civic. Hahaha
That chick lasted a week, heck shes not even the best ive dated. And I could really care less about what you 'care' about bro. Heck youve insulted me for the longest time while I have done what to you again? Yea I have a Protege as a car and yea I was driving the BMW (which was a present for getting drafted into the OHL). It is possible to date older girls and 16 is the legal age to have a “boob job” aslong as there is parent concent. But No Xtrm Liability wrote:
the real girlfriend you’re gonna post is probably an average Honda civic
. We dont share the same girlfriends josh.
LMAO, look at you getting all riled up. But something inside me wants to cough, bullshit' cough. Hahaha
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| 21 Sep 2008 03:27 am |
strychnine in the guacamole Rep: 47Joined: 06 Jan 2006 Posts: 16,050 OFFLINE | Maggot Face wrote:
Xtrm Liability wrote:
Maggot Face wrote:
I will never get why guys want huge fake tits.
I love everything from As to small Cs.
LMAO Nice!
She could have the smallest tits possible... as long as she’s got nice rounds ass and child bearing hips and thighs with a skinny waist line.... I’m all good with that.
Hips ftw.
Hip absolutely! That’s why I fuck her sideways. lol no but seriously, I do it for the hips and the hour glass figure.
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| 21 Sep 2008 03:29 am |
UBER 1337 Poster Rep: 39Joined: 11 Dec 2007 Posts: 3,208 OFFLINE | I am not quite sure why you “doubt” I can get hawt chicks?
I really just dont see it. If I was an ugly skiny/fat nerd that lives on anime with acne who lives with his parents. Then “ok” I’d give you more “lee-way." But.. hm? Explain dude, what inferiority complex do I have that would limit the type of pussy I get? ---
““Do or do not... there is no try.”." -Yoda
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| 21 Sep 2008 03:31 am |
LoL' WuT? Rep: 60 Joined: 26 Mar 2007 Posts: 21,503 | Xtrm Liability wrote:
Maggot Face wrote:
Xtrm Liability wrote:
Maggot Face wrote:
I will never get why guys want huge fake tits.
I love everything from As to small Cs.
LMAO Nice!
She could have the smallest tits possible... as long as she’s got nice rounds ass and child bearing hips and thighs with a skinny waist line.... I’m all good with that.
Hips ftw.
Hip absolutely! That’s why I fuck her sideways. lol no but seriously, I do it for the hips and the hour glass figure.
Hourglass for sure !
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| 21 Sep 2008 03:32 am |
strychnine in the guacamole Rep: 47Joined: 06 Jan 2006 Posts: 16,050 OFFLINE | Reality number 2 wrote:
I am not quite sure why you “doubt” I can get hawt chicks?
I really just dont see it. If I was an ugly skiny/fat nerd that lives on anime with acne who lives with his parents. Then “ok” I’d give you more “lee-way." But.. hm? Explain dude, what inferiority complex do I have that would limit the type of pussy I get?
LMAO hahahaha
Dude, it’s just the internet. But if you wanna claim a supermodel girlfriend without evidence and an $80 grand BMW, then go for it, champ.  Why don’t we have a fawking “thumbs-up” emoticon? lololololololol
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| 21 Sep 2008 03:34 am |
UBER 1337 Poster Rep: 39Joined: 11 Dec 2007 Posts: 3,208 OFFLINE | MMM’kay. ---
““Do or do not... there is no try.”." -Yoda
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| 21 Sep 2008 03:37 am |
strychnine in the guacamole Rep: 47Joined: 06 Jan 2006 Posts: 16,050 OFFLINE | Reality number 2 wrote:
MMM’kay.
lol how many times you gotta say, “MMM’kay”? I mean really, do you say that shit in real life? God I hope not, it’s annoying as fuck!
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| 21 Sep 2008 03:39 am |
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| 21 Sep 2008 03:39 am |
LoL' WuT? Rep: 60Joined: 26 Mar 2007 Posts: 21,503 | Xtrm Liability wrote:
Reality number 2 wrote:
MMM’kay.
lol how many times you gotta say, “MMM’kay”? I mean really, do you say that shit in real life? God I hope not, it’s annoying as fuck!
lmao...Xtrm your funny
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| 21 Sep 2008 03:46 am |
strychnine in the guacamole Rep: 47Joined: 06 Jan 2006 Posts: 16,050 OFFLINE | Dante666 wrote:
Xtrm Liability wrote:
Reality number 2 wrote:
MMM’kay.
lol how many times you gotta say, “MMM’kay”? I mean really, do you say that shit in real life? God I hope not, it’s annoying as fuck!
lmao...Xtrm your funny
Hahaha
No for real, Chris is a pretty cool guy. But gawd damn I’m lolling my ass off right now hahahaha
Chris, it’s the internet, bro. Lol with us...
loloololololololol
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| 21 Sep 2008 09:18 am |
you are smart Rep: 50 Joined: 03 Feb 2006 Posts: 16,696 ONLINE | Kyree wrote:
she is smokin and wats tht bout u dont like seein a chick wit abs watermelon????? thats pretty hot if they aint like body builder chicks
I just don’t like it. I prefer chicks who are curvier, and normally when you can see their abs they don’t have any curve going.
tbqh I just find it overall unattractive.
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