Santa vs. Satan

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The one dude from hell or the one who got stuck in a chimney?

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In the bible Satan is considered a god.

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Santa. God of presents and ho ho hoes.

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Santa put Satan on the naughty list.

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At least the coal will keep the hellfire going.

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actualy in the bible he is just imprisoned there...but god loved him to much to kill him..it also states that we would laugh at how feeble he was if we saw him....

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no he is the god of this age. I think it’s in John?

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Satan isn’t omnipotent, though. Santa is, everyone knows that. Or else he could fit in the chimney. And his sleigh is faster than light.

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no he would lead this age LIKE a god...and in the end times they will say “all hail the beast! and who is there who can challenge him?"
in mockery of the older song which is stated..
“all hail the lord all mighty! and who is there who can can challenge him?
i think that is how it goes....

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Santa controls time.

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S a n t a IS s a t a n in disguise. Anagram I see.

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Saint Nicholas then. Although he was the patron St. of thieves... maybe that’s why he uses the chimney?

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he still wins...the bible says that satan has no real power....

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Lol, really?

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yeah...all he can do is deceive the week minded...
as he does to humans in the Christian beliefs...

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Yeah, and Santa can’t be deceived. He has a list.

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tThere was a VG cats on that.

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Oh yeah, his list was the Death Note. XD

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Exactly. Although I like the latest one. (Abortion back in time) but the red and black coat hanger frame was freaking scary.

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i think we all agree that santa is the winner here...