Samuri Jack vs Superman

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I say jack’s sword would slice through superman like butter.

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Superman fries, freezes, and clobbers Jack. Jack’s sword bounces off Superman.

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Hmm.........

Supes has both speed and strengh so.............
yea

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And everything else by more than a factor of a million.

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Samurai Jacks sword was magic based. And superman is weak against magic. Sooooo.......

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so he takes off jacks head before he can react

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Jack’s sword was made by the gods and if jack caught supes off guard...
There will be three pieces of superman.

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and how exactly would he do that?

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Ya how?

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How has anyone else caught superman off guard?

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Imagine batman but trade all his weapons with a sword forged by the gods and you have jack.

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Hitting him in the nuts with a kryptonite baseball bat... Go Luther!

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batman has never caught superman off guard

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Ya super hearing and 50 types of vision makes it hard to do that.

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Batman?...Hmmm Some guy running around a city with a teenager named robin? What a super hero compared to superman!

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If Lex can do that than Jack can DEFINITELY take care of him.

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it was pis if he was even being serious, your only hopes is superman suddenly forgetting he has powers and standing still while samurai jack chrges him

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It was a joke but’ll that would hella funny!

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Superman has bean beaten by BATMAN!!!!

And Jack would slice Batman into a hundred pieces.

But.........Superman would win.

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Kryptonite