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From “The Catcher in the Rye” by J.D. Salinger:

Then there was a different voice. “Holden, this is me." It was old Sally. “What’s the big idea?"
“Sally? That you?"
“Yes — stop screaming. Are you drunk?"
“Yeah. Listen. Listen, hey. I’ll come over Christmas Eve. Okay? Trimma goddam tree for ya. Okay? Okay, hey, Sally?"
“Yes. You’re drunk. Go to bed now. Where are you? Who’s with you?"
“Sally? I’ll come over and trimma tree for ya, okay? Okay, hey?"
“Yes. Go to bed now. Where are you? Who’s with you?"
“Nobody. Me, myself, and I." Boy was I drunk! I was even still holding onto my guts. “They got me. Rocky’s mob got me. You know that? Sally, you know that?"
“I can’t hear you. Go to bed now. I have to go. Call me tomorrow."
“Hey, Sally! You want me trimma tree for ya? Ya want me to? Huh?”
“Yes. Good night. Go home and go to bed."
She hung up on me.
“G’night. G’night, Sally baby. Sally sweetheart darling," I said. Can you imagine how drunk I was? I hung up too, then. I figured she probably just came home from a date. I pictured her out with the Lunts and all somewhere, and that Andover jerk. All of them swimming around in a goddom pot of tea and saying sophisticated stuff to each other and being charming and phony. I wished to God I hadn’t eve phoned her. When I’m drunk, I’m a madman.

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Quote from “deh book daht link writed right now” by “link”.

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That was classic.. I almost cried...

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"It is a sin to kill a mockingbird"

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no because if you are really hungry and you need food you could kill it and then cook it and then eat it and you wouldn’t be hungry anymore and if you were an athiest you wouldn’t believe in “sins” so you could kill it anyways even if it was a sin which its not because you would neeed food then you could kil it and cook it and eat it and you would be full

either way its not a sin

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What if it was not a mockingbird but a human being?

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well thats completley different because you are a human being yourself so even if you kill a human being for food or even if you are an athiest thats like saying i can kill humans for food and athiests

but that means that it is fair for hungry people and athiests to kill you
so yes you can kill a human being for food or if you are an athiest but then you will be killed by

hungry people
athiests
hungry athiests
athiests that are hungry
and hungry people

that is a lot of competition so it is recommended not to kill humans if you are an athiest or hungry becasuse then those 5 predators will watch you and then think its ok and then kill you

so yes and no

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So your saying that if you were in the wild and your buddy had just popped his clogs and there was no food you would not eat him and die because your imaginary friend said your not allowed to do it?

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but he is already dead so thats a differents story

and there are no people around

if you killed a human, the people around you would think

“hey, im tired of eating mockingbirds, lets have some human”
“but its illegal”
“well that guy is doing it *points at you*"
“ok fine lets do it lets find a human...

...

...what about that guy *points at you*"

and you die because they are hungry and tired of mockingbirds

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Im talking about if there was no food apart from your buddy. I would say if you had a gun and no food we would play rock paper scissors. And too be honest I would rather lose.

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well you could just kill a mocking bird


but if there was no people around to see you i gess its ok

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Kill all the bluejays you want

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Athiests arent people

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I love you too Zepatar.

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My fav quote is ''All i was thinking about was paul newman and a ride home''. But i have others from things that arent novels

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That is the best book ever.

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What about 'I am America and so can you'?

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LOLWUT

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O RLY???

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