Mario Vs Sonic

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Who has seen the little flash movies. well now its your turn. tell us who would win and the story.

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Mario won when he pulled out his big sledge and smashed Sonic’s brains all over Toadstool’s house. Toadstool then yelled at Mario and Mario said “fuck off” and left. When Mario arrived home he saw that the Princess was getting railed doggie style by Luigi. This angered Mario, so Mario went out and got a can of gas. He then burst back into the house dumped the gas on himself and lit himself on fire. Princess and Luigi began screaming, and then Mario ran and jumped on both of them burning Princess, Luigi, and himself to death. The End

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for a poopstick tou have a very violent imagination

Illidon

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Sonic would crab a chain saw and slice mario into cubes then eat. Then when he gos to the bathroom and hears “mama mia!! Yous a stinck!!" Then flush.

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i hate flash movies they are a waste of time...i mean there funny if ur like 13 but thats about it

sonic vs mario

mario is a mushroom eating plummer (which is cool)

it seems to me that sonic is on crack (uncool)

fuck nintendooo

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sonic and mario are so gay that they wouldnt fight, instead they would have BUTT SEX! SO ARGUE ABOUT WHO WOULD TAKE IT IN THE ASS!

Scorpion-scum

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Mario

AoD-Toas

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Sonic the Hedgehog

The nintendo master

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sonic is good but mario was the one and only begging game that pretty much started it all except pong and them others.....well basically MARIO RULES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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WHY DO U SAY FUCK NINTENDOOO

EVERY 1 HAS OWNED A NINTENDO AND EVERY 1 HAS PLAYED A MARIO GAME AND LOVED IT

IF IT WASNT FOR MARIO NONE OF THESE GAMES WE’RE PLAYING NOW WOULD BE AROUND

NINTENDO SINGLE HANDEDLY REVIVED VIDEO GAMES WHEN NO ONE WAS PLAYING THEM ANYMORE

Scorpion-scum

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Nintendo was among the FOUNDING FATHERS OF VIDEO GAMES!

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correct

Marty

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Mario

dandoug

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This one is difficult to answer because mario is fat and has a little machine but takes on something ten times fatter and bigger bowser. Sonic on the other hand is fast and would run circles around mario i mean what would mario do grab sonics tail and swing him around ooops i forgot he doesnt have a tail so that leaves one option - water fight!

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mario is italian so you know he has mob connections so he would just have sonic killed...and if that didnt work he could just offer sonic some bad crack...u know sonic does crack thats why he is so hyped up

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but really i think mario has better games

Shizzle

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Mario can kick Sonics ass my brother has stickers of mario fighting Sonic Mario floors him with 1 punch
ps:It was the Mario with the brown and black tail i cant remember his proper name.

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oh the mario from super mario bro.3....there is no proper name its just racoon mario

Shizzle

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Thats the 1 I have a SNES when i grew up playing those games till i bought a PS2. Can u remember the turtles game on the very first Nntendo it is realy hard because u cant save your progress.

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which one the arcade style one?or the one where u ride in the turtle van going into sewers ect?

Shizzle

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The 1 where u ride in the turtles van.