Battle me with your pathetic rhymes!

Scorpion-scum

Guest

i want to lick a hairy vagina...
after i pour on some aunt jamima...
get that shit all stickey and slobbery...
and then shes like.. this ill be an extra 20
so im like... whore, thats highway robbery...
so i smacked her wit my brass knuckles..
and made her give me a five knuckle shuffle...

Nai

Guest

you guys are gay
so go away
and never come again on any other day
cos you guys suck
suck more than a duck
cos is you remove an 'a' they go quck quck
so don’t even try
just say goodbye
cos nothing can beat me, not even that fly
something about this doesn’t seem very right
is this a lyric battle or a lyric fight?
I might go to bed because it is night
and this is getting boring, you guys are dicks
nothing can beat me, not even you pricks
and peace!

cool guy

Guest

what niga you gonna poke me with that ciga(r) shit man ill bury you alive cause im hoe diga.yo i be sqeenzen some tits like your head in the pits. man these girls are so hot,dam man i gots the shits. Rapsta your copied poetry and you neva rote a rap or three i dont even get y u tryin mess wit me. are u so drunk u cant even see that im the best and i will always be...

so you playin me bitches detiacated 2 the guy who made this thread.

scorpion--scum

Guest

i fucked a sheep..
grabbed it by the knees and stuck my dick in deep..
it was BAAAHHHing and fighting to get away..
but i was lonely and havin a horny ass day..
i spit on its asshole for lube..
and kept railing away cuz im a twisted ass dude..
then when it was time to cum..
i stuck my thumb in its bum..
and jizzed all over its tongue..
yeah - what - nobodys got skillz like i do...bitches!

Karl Winslow

Guest

awesome

Shizzle

Guest

My rhymes r a funny re make of P I M P

I don’t know what u heard bout me
But u aint gettin a smironof for free
come and sit on my knee
just don’t tuch my fuckin P I N T.

microphone fiend

Guest

ya ppl wack haha ill rip any of ya

microphone fiend

Guest

ah forget it who am i kiddin, im jus a fag, i luv jammin my mike in my ass

Lyserbin

Guest

Give me the mike
you dike
so I can strike a flow so hardcore.
Simply cuz I know more.
Like your an overrated outdated dinosaur.
Try to memorize it,
cause you to cry and hemrogize it.
You’ll never remember a line as complex as mine.
You oversized it.
I’m the competition,
go sign some petition!
Then you’ll realize it.
That I’z the shit.
Devise a flow to spit better than me.
I dare ya ta let her vome see me.
I get her wetter than can be.
So can it G.
I’m the canadacy in this game we play.
Here’s the instant replay;
a relay over the internet of me in her bed.
You can bet I say it loud.
Everyday a croud gathers my way.
No matter the weather we dance to this word play.
Disturbed trance listen’n to my rhymes,
that bust your brain.
I must be insane, trust me I’m the game!
Lusting after what I bring,
the laughter russling bringing
bullets that show it stinging,
red with anger,
bred with hunger!
If I ever surrender it’ll be thee end,
where I simply can’t spray a line of hurt,
or ryhme some comfort,
or lie inert.
When I can’t fined som port
to down load my fun sorts of word cohorts!

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haaahha

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mic is spelled mic not mike

Lyserbin

Guest

Do you think I give a fuck how I spell?
I type it as fast as I can rhyme it,
cluck from hell.
But really,
Gannon is the only one who can say anything,
the rest of you suck my dick.
We’re the best here today and we bring tears
of tiers of words.
Well actually, the fact you’ll see
I’m the best and he’s a second, I guess.
Lyserbin is here to adress,
why I’m serve’n my words in this forum.
The props I deserve more from
A bunch of amatures is beyond me.