Make-up, periods, embarassing moments.........

Hellbringer90

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who wants to be my virtual gurl............I need a gurl that has a big ****** so my **** can fit in.

Hank

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oh ill be your virtual girl if thats what you want me to be. i have a really stretched out butthole that im sure could except your monster.
love hank

Hellbringer90

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Ok???????

How old are u anyways?

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oh....you have a big thing. a big ego? a big mouth? a big selfish insensitive streak? or just a big asshole that your dildo cant fit in any more?

elizabeth

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a big ass

Hellbringer90

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It’s called a big dick

elizabeth

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ok fine geezs

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yeah and its sitting on the top of your shoulders.
wake up call.....your gf didnt dump you for a big dick, not that you have one, but bcos its obvious how retarded you are, how immature, insensitive, and unmanly.
i doubt any girl would wanna come near your dick, whatever size it might be, when your mind is so fucked up.

Hellbringer 90

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Peace -_V plese

Anyone got some embarrasing moments to tell........

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oh fuck yeah....see i was on this forum when this guy started talking about how big his johnson was and guffawing like a retard about it and trying to look cool to girls thinking he could attract them by that statement even tho by his talk it was obvious he was mentally lacking and would only make all girls run the fuck away from him.....oh man was i so embarrassed for him.

Hellbringer 90

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Look at how inmature this guy is.

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haha, all you attracted actually was a homo named hank. i dont think you should pass up that opportunity, probably the only hole youll see for a while short of the tiny little hole you make with your thumb and finger.

Wedding Day Disaster

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on my wedding day, my future husband and i were standing up front reading our vows and all of a sudden i had a massive period that starting gushing blood all over the place. it soaked my pretty white dress and staind it. the force of this period made me fall over and my vagina was facing the crowd. it squirted blood about 5 rows deep into the crowd. soaking them all. then i guess a shark smelled the blood and flopped up next to me and bit my leg off. when i tried hopping away on one leg i tripped and fell over and my fiancee started laughing at me. i was so embarassed.

Richard Nixon

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Damn!
That’s rough.

Miami 1

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You people are very funny. And, to just state the obvious, Hellbringer90 just got served by gg. And I don’t care who you are, that’s funny.

Entree
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Boo-yah. No longer guest.

The MASter oF life at all costs

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alright i have the most embaressing moment ever
one time i was raping this 12 year old girl and i prematurally ejaculated. I went flush red in the cheeks, o boy I did.

unhappy girl

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omg, it’s you! i remmember you very well. you had the smallest dick i’ve ever seen in my life, about the same size as my 3 year old brother’s dick which i saw when i was bathing him. when you say 'rape' really i was still a virgin after because your tiny cock didn’t even make past my labia. haha you were so embarrassed i remember.

it’s weird actually because i was just about the post my most embarrassing moment was when this loser guy with the smallest dick ever “raped” me but still left me a virgin after he was done.

omg it was like the funniest moment of my life, i always look back at that and laugh so hard at you.

Hellbringer90

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That’s cool!!?

unhappy girl

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oh hellbringer i hear you have a very big dick. mmmm that sounds so good. i always wonder that would be like seeing as the only guy who ever tried to fuck me (master of life) had a dick smaller than my 3yo brothers. lmfao.

so big boy...gimme all your personal details. age, location, phone number, email address, pics of your monster manhood and anything else you can gimme....hopefully youll be giving me what i need the best from you - a stiff monster cock....oh and plz tell, how big is it exactly.