DAMN YOU SAN ANDREAS!!!

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Guest

I had a choice of video games. I chose 2, San Andreas, and I can’t remember the other one because the fucking San Andreas haunts my mind!!! WORST CHOICE!!!!! I could have gotten like, some racing game, tan some fucked up game with bad gameplay, and sucky graphics

The Elric Brothers

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Rather than giving a reason you just say it sucks. Tell me what is wrong cause whatever it is, is probably an error on you part. Either that or you may be paranoid. Absolutely nothing about the gameplay sucks, it has the the best there is and the best there was. The graphics aren’t all that good, but that doesn’t make San Andreas suck. Nor are the graphics all that bad either.

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Guest

Bad lighting, repeating the same goddamned missions over again. I got so pissed, I took it out on that girlfriend you get, used a chainsaw

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Guest

An dthe gameplay does suck, too many glitches all over the place. And what the hell is wrong with them?!? Don’t they know every single game since the beggining of PS1 has used “X” as jump? Why the fuck is it square? And why has it been out since November, AND WE’RE STILL SEEING COMMERCIALS FOR IT!!!

Jesus is Awesome

Guest

Well there’s your problem. You’re using PS2. No wonder...

Anyways, if those ads were out since November, it was for GTA: San Andreas for the Xbox and PC

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Guest

PS2 pwns

The Elric Brothers

Guest

Lighting mostly has to do with the TV, although it dos get ridicoulsly dark at night. If you don’t like girlfriends then well, screw it, kill her, which it looks like you already did. It won’t affect the rest of the game or 100 percent, you just can’t get a “special"outfit. As for the missions I dunno if your talking about them being to similar or too hard. I don’t see how driving around town learning how everything works is similar to races, or shooting missions or a flying mission. If you are stuck on missions there are a few things I know

Big Smoke’s Wrong Side of the Tracks: Some people don’t realize if their too close to the train Smoke will just shoot the train rather than the guys.Otherwise he kills them fairly quickly.

Any of the races: Worry more about handling over speed. Only go full speed if your on a strait clear path.

Driving School: Practice, lots of practice.

Photo Op: Just know where everyone walks to, and if you fail, just drive back to Doherty save and if you at least picked up Ceaser or got to Angel Pine walk into the red marker and you’ll be able to start off at a ceartin point rather than the whole mission.

Pilot School: same as Driving

I can’t think of any really hard ones other than those.

It took me about 110 hours to beat all the missions (The game says 48 hours, but between loading and not always saving, it took much more time.)

The Elric Brothers

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As for the glitches some are harmless, some are permanent, others can be fixed.

The glitch where you can’t work out in gyms I think you just eat meals until CJ throws up(gross, I know.)
To prevent a saved car from disappearing, don’t put more than 2 cars in a 4 door garage, and one car in a two door garage. Though Dorhety is the only problem I had with that.

Most of th glitches are caused by San Andreas massive size.Everything has to rendr and it doesn’t always render corrrectly especially if your traveling way too fast.(Which is why trees may pop up out of nowhere when flying a plane.)

As for square being the jump rather then x
1. What is the big deal, it’s just how the controls are.
2. It’s been that way since atleast GTA III

esco

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does anyone know why in the “madd dogg” mission, he jumps in the beggining of the mission. every time i try to do the mission he jumps and theres no way to save him with the truck...can anyone help me with this?

scotybud

Guest

if you cheat more than 756 times than you cannot complete the mission “Madd Dog”. if you have gone over this limit than you can use the addreneline cheat but it is still hard

True Dark Lord

Guest

Damn That San Andreas...