a begginers guide to being a bitch hermit

Foamy

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9 easy ways to avoid society

1) Work at home by selling junk on Ebay

2) Make sure 56k internet modem is on 24/7 so no one can get through on the phone

3) Go outside no earlier than 3A.M.(normal people seem to sleep at tis time)

4) Keep up with the latest news via internet

5) Sleep during the day

6) Live on sugary junk food

7) Listen to Morrissy and The Smiths and realize that the world is a bleak place to live

8) Watch T.V. and complain about current Saturday Night Live shows

9) Survive on stuff that was sent to you through mail order

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wow thanks for the guide...u must be an expert at being a bitch hermit. ur really helping out the hermit noobs

thanks again