Don't commit suicide

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there are much cooler ways to die

goth chick

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i know for example you could get eaten alive by cannibals

djdude

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I say this. if people are so useless and dumb that they kill themself, then they should. That means that they are no use to this world.

Wx5H

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but, if they die cool instead, they could have a cool movie based on their death. They would serve as a summer blockbuster!!!!!!

AlecGV

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Yeah but that wouldn’t benefit u at all cuz u would be dead

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but you would know your death made $17,000,000 in one weekend! ^_^

AlecGV

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how.... u would be dead......

begging

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I think you are all missing the point. Maddox has already elaborated on this. http://www.thebestpageintheuniverse.net/c.cgi?u=manly_suicide

AlecGV

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lol

Nikki

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lol sick ideas :P

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oh really

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*Swallows a bottle of cough medicine.*

It wont kill me, but I wont be able to talk for about a month.

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you’d make a great suicide counsellor.

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I have to say, there are some pretty cool ways to die, but, sadly enough, all the cool ways to involve an excrutiating amount of pain and suffering. If this hasn’t put you off, you’re a freak of nature and deserve to die anyway. I’ve tried commiting suicide 6 times now, and have finally, after 2 years of searching, found a refuge in which I have no worries or anything.

There is a lot to live for. Just don’t do it.

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I have to say, there are some pretty cool ways to die, but, sadly enough, all the cool ways to involve an excrutiating amount of pain and suffering. If this hasn’t put you off, you’re a freak of nature and deserve to die anyway. I’ve tried commiting suicide 6 times now, and have finally, after 2 years of searching, found a refuge in which I have no worries or anything.

There is a lot to live for. Just don’t do it.

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If you aren’t put off, despite the fact you should die anyway, a way I’ve always found cool is to lock yourself in a large, well furnished house, and start a small fire in the corner of one of the rooms. You know how it finishes.

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Meow.

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k thx.

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*BARK*

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*GROWL*