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the man

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nunu where you from. You said in another forum you were from a small island but it sounds that you are from the UK or the US.

nunu

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lolz .... yea im from an island in the middle east, called Bahrain
gee,i’ve never been to the UK or the US ever in my entire life:P ..what makes you say that?:s

big _gay fag

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What did one frog say to the other? Time’s sure fun when you’re having flies!

hahahahaha

The Pendragon
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wow you can miss alot in one day here cant you?

dave2772

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what kind of bees make milk? boobies

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George Burns was on the Oprah Winfrey Show, and bragged, that despite his 97 years, he could still have sex three times a night. After the show, Oprah said, “George, if I’m not being too forward, I’d love to have sex with an older man. Let’s go back to my place.

So they go back to her place and have great sex. Afterwards, George says, “If you think that was good, let me sleep for a half hour, and we can have even better sex. But while I’m sleeping, hold my testicles in your left hand, and my penis in your right hand."

She says okay. He sleeps for half an hour, awakens, and they have even better sex. George says, “Oprah, that was wonderful. But if you let me sleep for an hour, we can have the best sex yet. But again, hold my testicles in your left hand, and my penis in your right hand."

Oprah says,“Great, George, but tell me, does my holding your organs stimulate you while you’re sleeping?"

George replies, “No, but the last time I slept with a black woman, she stole my wallet."

thefox84...2

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That was pretty good.

41 guest names and counting

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A man is in a hotel lobby. He wants to ask the clerk a question. As he turns to go to the front desk, he accidentally bumps into a woman beside him and as he does, his elbow goes into her breast.
They are both quite startled. The man turns to her and says, “Ma’am, if your heart is as soft as your breast, I know you’ll forgive me."
She replies, “If your penis is as hard as your elbow, I’m in room 436."

Sanchez

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Go fuck yourself 41 guest names and counting.

42 guest names and counting

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Sanchez.
yurrrrrrr out of hear.

Sancho

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Fuck you I will use this name you asshole.

sanchez formerly sanchez

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I can use this name you fucking 41 names and counting.

nunu

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"How to Keep a Woman Happy”

It’s not difficult ... ?!?

All you have to do is to be:



A friend

A companion

A lover

A brother

A father

A master

A chef

An electrician

A carpenter

A plumber

A mechanic

A decorator

A stylist

A sexologist

A gynecologist

A psychologist

A pest exterminator

A psychiatrist

A healer

A good listener

An organizer

A good father

Very clean

Sympathetic

Athletic

Warm

Attentive

Gallant

Intelligent

Funny

Creative

Tender

Strong

Understanding

Tolerant

Prudent

Ambitious

Capable

Courageous

Determined

True

Dependable

Passionate




WITHOUT FORGETTING TO:

Give her compliments regularly


Love shopping


Be honest

Be very rich


Not stress her out


Not look at other girls


AND AT THE SAME TIME, YOU MUST ALSO:


Give her lots of attention, but expect little yourself


Give her lots of time, especially time for herself












IT IS VERY IMPORTANT:


Never to forget:

* birthdays


* anniversaries


* arrangements she makes





HOW TO MAKE A MAN HAPPY!!! :


Leave him in peace, NO Nagging (very, very, very important).

Feed him well, in both food and bed!


Let him have the remote control!

42 guest names   and     counting

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Sanchez.


ARE YOU GOING TO PICK
A NAME OR WHAT!!!!!!!

Wannabe
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have no fear nunu is hear!
im back wid some jokes and a new nick name>> nightwing gurl hehe

so lets see ...i hope u like this joke



Speeding
A police officer pulls a guy over for speeding and has the following exchange:
Officer: May I see your driver’s license?

Driver: I don’t have one. I had it suspended when I got my 5th DUI.

Officer: May I see the owner’s card for this vehicle?

Driver: It’s not my car. I stole it.

Officer: The car is stolen?

Driver: That’s right. But come to think of it, I think I saw the owner’s card in the glove box when I was putting my gun in there.

Officer: There’s a gun in the glove box?

Driver: Yes sir. That’s where I put it after shot and killed the woman who owns this car and stuffed her in the trunk.

Officer: There’s a BODY in the TRUNK?!?!?

Driver: Yes, sir.

Hearing this, the officer immediately called his captain. The car was quickly surrounded by police, and the captain approached the driver to handle the tense situation:

Captain: Sir, may I see your license?

Driver: Sure. Here it is. It was valid.

Captain: Whose car is this?

Driver: It’s mine, officer. Here’s the owner’s card. The driver owned the car.

Captain: Could you slowly open your glove box so I can see if there’s a gun in it?

Driver: Yes, sir, but there’s no gun in it. Sure enough, there was nothing in the glove box.

Captain: Would you mind opening your trunk? I was told you said there’s a body in it.

Driver: No problem. Trunk is opened; no body.

Captain: I don’t understand it. The officer who stopped you said you told him you didn’t have a license, stole the car, had a gun in the glovebox, and that there was a dead body in the trunk.

Driver: Really? Ain’t that something? And I’ll bet the lying sucker told you I was speeding, too ...

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rollaids

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you all suck