Pick up lines fo' loserz

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If you were a booger I’d pick you first.

My name isn’t Elmo, but you can tickle me any time you want to

There’s this movie I wanted to see and my mom said I couldn’t go by myself.....

They call me “coffee”. I grind so fine

Can I stir your drink? Mind if I use my dick?

Hi, my name is Doug. That’s “god” spelled backwards with a little bit of you wrapped up in it

Tickle your pussy with a feather? (What?) I said, “Particularly nice weather."

My name is Justin. Justincredible.

Hella funny

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HA!

(I got one.....)

'If I could rearange the alphabet, I’d put U and I together....'

:P

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finally someone replys