Need advice

joshua

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I am 18 years old, white American male, 6’2”, athletic body, on the slim side, green eyes, short messy black hair, naturally tanned or olive complexion. I have finished school and heading to college. I am a normal down to earth guy who enjoys friendship, fun times, and variety of other things like the beach, sport, movies, video games, dining out.

On the surface I appear and behave like a normal everyday red-blooded American boy. However, there is one thing about me which makes me very lonely and shy. I have only had a few girlfriends all around the same time, when I was 13. As in kissing, holding hands, and playful stuff. Since then I have never been able to get a girl interested in being my girlfriend. They meet me, get to know me, but the minute I open up to them about my “big problem” they all get grossed out and never want to talk with me again. I am so lonely right now and unsure if I should even keep going with my life, all because of my “problem," not sure if any girl can like me, date me, fuck me, let alone be my girlfriend.

I’m finding it difficult to say, but my problem is a very rare one, as far as I know. See, I was born with two penises. I mean, I have one penis, the stem of it, it extends out an inch, and is about three inches wide. But from there it splits off into two separate penises, one atop the other. The bottom one extends for about 9 inches, and the top one about 7 inches. Both totally normal looking and function normally. Both of them are about 2 to 3 inches wide. I can pee out of both, I can cum out of both. Both can get erect at the same time. My testicles sit beneath the bottom penis as normal.

That’s my problem. I am not sure if such a double-penis is a gross thing to girls, or if it’s appealing to anyone out there. I have not spoken about this with anyone but my mother and father and they assure me while abnormal, that I can still be a normal boy with a girlfriend or girlfriends and enjoy what every other normal man out there enjoys. However, I am finding it impossible at the moment. I need some advice, some help, if all the girls out there could tell me what they think about my situation and whether they would be interested in a person such as myself.

Thanks,

Joshua

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I’m not a girl, but I have advice, one word: SURGERY. Or just let it be a surprise.

Deng

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rter

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wtf was that deng? that is the worst attempt at communicative english ever.

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haha yep deng that made no sense...

as for your 'wang' either get surgery... or just wait a lil longer til you tell someone... and make sure they actually like you... if you do im sure they wouldnt freak out so much... some may find it intriguing / arousing haha you just aint met anyone understanding enough. But I imagine springing it on the 3rd date aint gona go down well haha

i saw some show with a guy with this haha.. hiw wife didnt know it was wrong for ages haha... stupid people... and they were talking about how they could have sex with 1.. the other ... or both hahahah

Makes you different kid, dont be so ashamed about it, yea its odd but its not like your severely deformed :P it may look a lil rank, but they again dicks in general look rank haha

You never know you could become a famous porn star haha

Good luck kid

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Bullshit, no one would let their kid get to 18 without having done something about it, why don’t you ring social services or something, maybe you could sue your parents for severe penis negligence?

Christine

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Hey. Hmm is an interesting problem. Not sure how I’d react if my bf told me that he had that after a few dates.

But then if I got to know a guy and really did like him then it wouldnt matter.

U have to really get to know a girl b4 u tell em, then u will see if they really liked u or not. These girls that just left u after finding out where obviously not even worth the time of day. And u will find some1 way better than any of them. U just need to meet the right person. When u do they will be understanding and it wont matter. As people here have said there is surgery and stuff. But why should u do that just to please a girl, only mayb think of that once u have met the right girl and she will help u through it.

Basically dont give up! When u find someone worthy of u then they will stand by u, any1 else dont deserve u So chin up

meh x

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well if ur being serious, which I hope you are, then you get my sympathy vote, a lot of people on here may say that they would be fine with it but I geuss if they were honest most of them are shallow, in fact most people are to some degree, personally I’d be pretty damn suprised if I met someone with a similar condition to you, and im sorry this sounds awful but if you hadnt told me then I’d probs have to stifle laughing, its more just the idea of it, I dont mean to offend you or anthing, but im sure if your honest about it at the beginning and show off your good qualities (such as you sound kinda hot n sweet qhich is a variety) then if you are going for the right girls they should accept you, if they dont then screw them!

like I said if you are being honest well why havent you had surgery? Im very suprised that none has discovered it outside family and even more suprised a docter didnt operate as a child or you havent considered it, what you have wrong with you is not completely rare (try researchin g it) and there will be a few solutions...are you sure you are being honest??

if not you’ll be fine