POETRY FOR THE IGORANT

BACKDOOR BOB

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When I do what?

Lady Bracknell II

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When you say something sensible.... Without expletives.!

BACKDOOR BOB

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oh like. Hey, you! Bracknell, are you a real lady. And if so, are you from Britian? And do you masquerade around this site as other people, and are you....welll you get the idea. Seen no cursing or expletives as you put it.

Lord melchett.

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"There are holes in the sky where the rain comes in, the holes are small, thats why rain is thin” - Spike Milligan

Lady Bracknell II

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No Mr Bob

no you plebian, i do not post under other names just my own...i am a lady, i do ladies things...

Lady Bracknell II

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oh and Mr bob please tug your forelock* in future when you address me!

“thankee your ladyship ma’am”

and so forth



*please note that this is not an invitation for you to make a joke about tugging something else...

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Fore locke? Would that be the fron brim of a hat the a strand of hair in the front of my malformed face? Cultural, like the slight nod of a coboy tugging the brim of his hat as he passes a lady? As for tugging something else.....that was be all to easy, my dear lady. I tug my self at night while i watch the teletubbies on dvd.....now that is sick no? To easy? Indeed.....

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Living in a dream
Is there something better?
Clever is the mind
Kind to my sprit the dream
Move my world there
Yester years love will remain
Belive me I am god there
All in my mind
Living in a dream
Leaves me out of reality
Severing my mortal pain

goatse son

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my heart is dark
my dog goes bark
i live in a park
im homeless

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Ha ha ha! Pretty good, read all the first letters on my last poem! And that is what Bill gates can do!

joe black

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It’s a cold night.
The way down the highway,
will be icy black.
It’s a cold night,
as the glare of the head lights
cut through the mist.
On the way...........
down the high way.
My fingers are luminescent in the
dark.
Gripping the steering wheel
as I go,
on.....down the highway.
A cackle is heard
deep in the chasm of thought.
On.... down the highway.
A grim smile I give
as the crazy man drives on down the highway.........

Lady Bracknell II

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The Coming of Wisdom with Time

Though leaves are many, the root is one;
Through all the lying days of my youth
I swayed my leaves and flowers in the sun;
Now I may wither into the truth - W B Yeats

BiLL GaTes PWNz ur MOM

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Check this out...even Lil' Jon thought this was HOT. YEAH! OK!

Take a step back, smoke on that cr@ck
You know it’s fun when you slap your mom’s @$$
Take a minute to rejuvinate
Your moms need to relax and find a bedmate
Of course it’ll be me since I’m fine as hell
I break her off and ring her damn bellz
She’ll come home, she’ll be tired
Too bad your dad got kicked out coz he got fired
All he had to do was sit his as down
While she felatiously play like a clown
But couldn’t hang coz he couldn’t make the switch
That’s when he realized...

I’m BILL GATES, BITCH!

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Through the red mist of suffering hope shines its light
Through the agony of egotism humility slices a path
As my ears ring with the silence of selfishness a shattering wail envelops everything with its peace
Balance is attained and all becomes one
The newborn suckles at the breast...

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E veryone has a place
A ll after it’s done and said
T here is a place for you
M orrow is another day
Y esterday lies in the future
D ays one by show the truth
I nside there are two not one
C ure the pain you have
K ronos will see all

get it?

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Indeed I do mon cher - tis a pity tho that your earlier, more artistic efforts have been sacrificed in the name of Showmanship...

Fighting ennui
Using imagination
Candidly imparting
Knowledge to the Nation...

Yesterday is memories
Over and done
Utopia never reached...

Tomorrow will come
Overpowering yesterday
Outshining all in its brightness...

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GOD, THAT WAS SEXY! ALL MY POEMS HAVE SOME MEANING OF DEROGITORY TERMS, HIDDEN IN THE FIRST LETTER OF COURSE.....SAY YOUR THE ONLY ONE WHO HAS STATED THAT YOU KNOW THIS..... OBSERVATIONAL. I LOVE IT!

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Understanding your motivation
Purposely following after...

Yet even with knowledge
Opinion will vary
Unbalancing the status quo...
Retaliation is futile
Sides will be taken

Manners will be forgotten
Antipathy will surface
Tainting all
Excluding none...

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FEELING ARE FINE
UNDER THE LINE
CLEARLY IT’S DEFINED
KINDNESS IS MINE
MOVE MY HEART
EVERY ONE HAS TO START
BELIEVE JUST ONE PART
ALL ELSE WILL COME
BLEIEVE IN NONE
YOU WILL LOOSE THE SUN

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Knowledge is Power
Incisively wielded
Silencing doubters
Salvaging opinion...

Mentally recapturing
Yesterday’s success...

Adroitly composing
Seductive diction
Shamelessly hawked...