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Chuck Norris can divide by zero,

Chuck Norris counted to infinity... twice,

Chuck Norris sleeps with a night light, not because he’s afraid of the dark but because the dark is afraid of him,

In Chuck Norris' birth the only person hurt was the doctor:

DON’T SLAP CHUCK NORRIS.


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goku kills him..
no joke


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Chuck Norris loses. He sucks.


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Chuck Norris brushes his teeth with Goku.

And Batman


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AlexB1001 wrote: Chuck Norris brushes his teeth with Goku.



chuck norris is 60 years old.
haha goku can still fight with 55


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AlexB1001 wrote: Chuck Norris brushes his teeth with Goku.


No. Chuck Norris can’t do shit. Batman could beat him. Donnie Darko could too. Not to mention so many others.


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Chuck Norris would be crying now if Chuck Norris could cry.

Unfortunately Chuck Norris will make sure it is you who will be crying.


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AlexB1001 wrote: Chuck Norris would be crying now if Chuck Norris could cry.

Unfortunately Chuck Norris will make sure it is you who will be crying.


Unfortunatly, Chuck Norris can’t even beat Batman.


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AlexB1001 wrote: Chuck Norris would be crying now if Chuck Norris could cry.

Unfortunately Chuck Norris will make sure it is you who will be crying.



U KNOW WHY CHUCK NORRIS IS GAY?

COS HE SLEPT WITH EVERY WOMAN !!

NOW HE WANTS SOME CHALENGE !! XD


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Most Ninjas dream of being like Chuck Norris when they grow up.

Most Ninjas end up being killed by Chuck Norris when they grow up.


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Washed up actor vs... jiggly puff.

Jiggly puff wins.


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AlexB1001 wrote: Most Ninjas dream of being like Chuck Norris when they grow up.

Most Ninjas end up being killed by Chuck Norris when they grow up.



I kill Chuck Norris with a pistal

END THREAD


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all of you seem to not understand that CHUCK NORRIS IS SUPERPOWERFUL


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AlexB1001 wrote: Most Ninjas dream of being like Chuck Norris when they grow up.

Most Ninjas end up being killed by Chuck Norris when they grow up.

kids look under their beds for the boogeyman.
The Boogeyman looks under his bed for Chuck Norris. Chuck Norris looks under his bed for ME.


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kids look under their beds for the boogeyman.
The Boogeyman looks under his bed for Chuck Norris. Chuck Norris looks under his bed for ME. You look under your bed for... CHUCK NORRIS

CHUCK NORRIS DEFIES ALL LOGIC!


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AlexB1001 wrote: kids look under their beds for the boogeyman.
The Boogeyman looks under his bed for Chuck Norris. Chuck Norris looks under his bed for ME. You look under your bed for... CHUCK NORRIS

CHUCK NORRIS DEFIES ALL LOGIC!


Thus he is defeated by someone who he can’t be defeated by.


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The facts CN.


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why is there so much hatred against chuck norris?


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