heavenly king vs. eloquency

Who wins this titanic clash between monster heel (eloquency) and inadvertently comedic jobber (heavenly king)?

“Right because you wrecked me. Or better yet your the supreme intelligence on this site." - Never Give Up

Heavenly King makes elequency his bitch. He takes it home, rapes it, then kicks it out in the morning without bothering to give it a dollar twenty-five for the bus ride back home.

EDIT: Next thread, Moses vs dignity and showmanship.

Omni-Man wrote: Heavenly King makes eloquency his bitch. He takes it home, rapes it, then kicks it out in the morning without bothering to give it a dollar twenty-five for the bus ride back home.

Next thread, Moses vs dignity.

Omni-Man, quit wearing my dick on your face. It neither matches your complexion, nor your mini skirt, and I would prefer if the mediocre-at-best females you pull didn’t get a glimpse at greatness.

Thanks.

“Right because you wrecked me. Or better yet your the supreme intelligence on this site." - Never Give Up

Ravishing Moses Rude wrote:
Omni-Man, quit wearing my dick on your face. It neither matches your complexion, nor your mini skirt, and I would prefer if the mediocre-at-best females you pull didn’t get a glimpse at greatness.

Thanks.

Are you projecting your homosexual cross-dresser faggot fantasies onto me again? I thought I told you to stop doing that back in the bleach thread. I guess dumb animals like you never learn, do you? It’s like when I have to beat my dog, instead now it’s you. No moses! Bad Moses! Do you see that mess you made! Bad dog. Bad fucking dog. Now I’m going to have to shampoo the carpet because you keep pissing yourself. Fuck sake, give me one solid reason I don’t put you down now. Why the fuck am I bothering with a stupid animal like you, you beast never learn.

Just like that, but over the interwebs.

[quote=Degenerate who’s in love with me & wants to get to know me]Oh Moses, pay attention to me, please, let me touch your anus and open mouth kiss you.

Hahahaha, I’ve been waiting to light that ass up you fucking faggot. Talking shit to a God, now it’s time to put the dark of my hand across that cocksucking face. I mean, seriously, just judging by your posting mannerisms, you’re the type of bitch who sucks dick. Period. Anywhere. I know you’re a huge fan of the Don’t Ask Don’t Tell policy, so you should apply that to the Internet as well. Redundant, irrelevant, poorly structured, multiple sentenced paragraphs, with such in depth insight and clever wit that basically amount to “no u” and “ur os dum” show why you’re a fucking human body bag, MY human body bag. A foot soldier, you don’t even have the mental aptitude to do anything that requires cognitive skills, because, frankly, you’re borderline retarded. You could never be a man, you could never be a boss, and you will never be either, because, deep down inside, you’re a fragile little princess. Overly emotional & dickless, Snow White.

Your retardation would explain your shitty sentence structure and insultation, “m i rite, dumas, brk 4 me, arf arf?" Also, wanting to openly dig in another man’s ass and open mouth kiss him? Shame on you, faggot, I weep for your mother, who is a wonderful woman that will not be discussed in this thread.

Regardless, at the end of the day, you’re not a man because you have dick inside of you, my dick inside of you. What makes me a man is the fact that I have a dick and choose to put my dick inside you. What makes you a bitch is the fact that you take the dick, swift and with no remorse. Suck it up (nothing literal, although I know you’d love it if I were a raging homosexual as well).

“Right because you wrecked me. Or better yet your the supreme intelligence on this site." - Never Give Up

Moses this, Moses that (Omni-Vag: Moses won’t hold my hand no more)
Moses this, Moses that
Damn Moses this, Damn Moses that (Omni-Vag: Moses won’t give me money no more)
Get off Moses’s dick

I call a spade a spade, it just is what it is.

Cause you don’t understand him, it don’t mean that he nice
It just means you don’t understand all the bullshit that he write

fake ass physicist
bitch ass psuedo-intellectual

“Right because you wrecked me. Or better yet your the supreme intelligence on this site." - Never Give Up

Ravishing Moses Rude wrote: [quote=Degenerate who’s in love with me & wants to get to know me]Oh Moses, pay attention to me, please, let me touch your anus and open mouth kiss you.

This is what he -wants- to hear. Moses has those S&M fantasies where he takes the dominant role. This is a side effect of being everybody’s bitch in real life and over the internet, so he has he dark fantasies where he chains up all the people that ridicule them and takes advantage of their bodies. Moses, for the last time, you’re the only gay bear here. And for god sakes, get out of that leather outfit and cover up your flap jacks, nobdoy wants to see your jelly rolls and cellulite filled doughnut thighs as you prance about in your gimp outfit.

Hahahaha, I’ve been waiting to light that ass up you fucking faggot.

I FUCKING KNEW IT. You’ve been undressing me with your eyes ever since I joined this board haven’t you? Don’t answer, that’s a rhetoric. Put your flappy cock away, you have to at least grow a pair before even trying to impress me.

Talking shit to a God, now it’s time to put the dark of my hand across that cocksucking face. I mean, seriously, just judging by your posting mannerisms, you’re the type of bitch who sucks dick. Period. Anywhere. I know you’re a huge fan of the Don’t Ask Don’t Tell policy, so you should apply that to the Internet as well. Redundant, irrelevant, poorly structured, multiple sentenced paragraphs, with such in depth insight and clever wit that basically amount to “no u” and “ur os dum” show why you’re a fucking human body bag, MY human body bag. A foot soldier, you don’t even have the mental aptitude to do anything that requires cognitive skills, because, frankly, you’re borderline retarded.

Jesus, that load of tripe made me cringe. First it’s “suck dick anywhere” then it’s “don’t ask don’t tell”. Then you pretty much go out of your way to suck me off to get me to blow my load over your face, only for you to contradict yourself and say I’m borderline retarded. You’re nervous and jittery. I’m surprised; for somebody who gets cockslapped as much as you, you sure act like it’s your first time. Maybe it’s just my massive girth and gargantuan length. You’re not the first one to get knocked out after one of my cockslaps, so don’t be embarrassed by it. I have some smelling salts on me at all times to wake you up. You still might want to put on your helmet though (the one you should be wearing right now, you blithering retard) so you don’t get a concussion.

You could never be a man, you could never be a boss, and you will never be either, because, deep down inside, you’re a fragile little princess. Overly emotional & dickless, Snow White.

For somebody who cries and despairs when having to read a cleverly put insult, you sure do go out of your way to do them yourself. Maybe it’s just your faggot in you, that makes you want to garner such attention. After all, after being everybody’s bitch IRL you want somebody to acknowledge that you *might* be a real person. But Moses, all your efforts to be acknowledged as a human being by faceless peers over the internet have failed. Your life is the sum of one fucked up Freudian nightmare. Please, I say this with love and the support of everybody at MVC, please reconcile with your past. Confront your abusive father. Him being drunk is not an excuse, don’t hide behind it any longer! You have to be a man, walk the walk and tell him you’re not a hole for him to squirt in any longer. This is the only way you’ll be able to move on in life!

Your retardation would explain your shitty sentence structure and insultation, “m i rite, dumas, brk 4 me, arf arf?"

Hehahahahahah! “Insultation”.

Also, wanting to openly dig in another man’s ass and open mouth kiss him? Shame on you, faggot, I weep for your mother, who is a wonderful woman that will not be discussed in this thread.


Regardless, at the end of the day, you’re not a man because you have dick inside of you, my dick inside of you. What makes me a man is the fact that I have a dick and choose to put my dick inside you. What makes you a bitch is the fact that you take the dick, swift and with no remorse. Suck it up (nothing literal, although I know you’d love it if I were a raging homosexual as well).

Whoa whoa whoa. Again, enough of the projecting of homosexual fantasies on perfectly straight men here. No, your abusive language will not get me to sleep with you. No, I do not find hairy arms and leather clothing attractive. No, I do not like the cock. Please, I’ve told you all this before. This is *my* dick and you will *not* hang it up on your wall.

Ravishing Moses Rude wrote: Moses this, Moses that (Omni-Vag: Moses won’t hold my hand no more)
Moses this, Moses that
Damn Moses this, Damn Moses that (Omni-Vag: Moses won’t give me money no more)
Get off Moses’s dick

I call a spade a spade, it just is what it is.

Cause you don’t understand him, it don’t mean that he nice
It just means you don’t understand all the bullshit that he write

fake ass physicist
bitch ass psuedo-intellectual

Everybody, this is a cry for help. He’s regretting the fact that he flunked out of high school and babbling at how nobody can understand his insanity. We need to act now.

What a weird fucking error. Moses, your faggotry is destroying the MVC boards.