Iron Man and Samus vs Master Chief and Snake

Samus and Tony in their current conditions(crappy armors) vs Master Chief and Snake in their prime and with their best weapons.

if rape Iron man gets his Mark II armor and Samus gets her Standard Metroid prime armor but only has basic weapons and tony can’t use repulsar beam.

Victory is ensured

Lemme see here...

So Stark with his Mark II (w/o Laser Repulsors)

Samus with the Varia Suit (only standard equipment)

And MC and Snake have access to everything...

I’m rather unfamiliar with Snake... If I recall hearing correctly MC has a mini nuke launcher or something like that (from novels). Can anyone fill me in on this?

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Snake as I recall has a Rail Gun and Chief I’m not sure about a mininuke.

Victory is ensured

It was from a different thread, one of those Samus vs MC threads. Someone stated MC has a mini nuke launcher. I’m just going to assume he has it, to help bridge the gap of power here. Nonetheless though I’m siding with Stark and Samus: Iron Man is fast enough to blitz and Samus has her Missile Launcher (only 15 missiles though).

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Well for one thing, if they settle there difference they take on one on one. Stark can take out snake since he’s faster then a metal gear, his mark II has repulsor technology, it’s the Mark I that didn’t Mark 0 was just a tank armor. Samus beats chief without her armor, and uses grapping whip to discipline him.

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now samus has 255 missles(dont pick one up), varia, high jump, bombs, screw attack, and the wave beam...
But seriously, the only way snake and chief stand a chance is if somehow snakes chaff grenades worked on the suits making them nonfunctioning...Samus has them all in agility from what ive seen in game...Iron man kics ass, though in this scenario he is just a walking tank.
Without repulsars Snake and chief could concievably take out Tony. Samus though, isn’t going down so easily...Her visor is going to pick up on snake and chief’s whereabouts even if they are invisible. One shot from her basic power beam and snake is toast..Probably just a few shots eat chief’s shields then chief himself.

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Tony in his current armor would still rape snake and Chief.

The Surfer wrote: Tony in his current armor would still rape snake and Chief.

Stinger missiles can be a bitch though.

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D.W. wrote: Samus beats chief without her armor, and uses grapping whip to discipline him.

True

D.W. wrote: Well for one thing, if they settle there difference they take on one on one. Stark can take out snake since he’s faster then a metal gear, his mark II has repulsor technology, it’s the Mark I that didn’t Mark 0 was just a tank armor. Samus beats chief without her armor, and uses grapping whip to discipline him.

Hawt.

MC would probably pull out his Jackhammer Missile (Mini Nuke [Sort off] ) and would be able to 'Injure' Stark and Samus. Snake would then get his Rail Gun and open a few rounds, removing a majority of Stark’s armor. Stark staggers, his armors Jets break, and he falls to the floor. Samus uses some of her weapons on Snake, killing him for his lack of armor. Master chief runs at the unsuspecting Samus, and rams her into a wall. Her already broken armor cracks, and falls from her body(bits at least). Stark gets up, and aims a missile at MC’s back. He shoots, and MC jumps away, leaving Samus getting hit, and ultimately dying. MC look at Stark, who flinches as MC get his Spartan Laser. He fires at Starks chest, and destroys the little thing that keeps him alive.

Conclusion: Master Chief Victory.

Samus has better speed reactions and kills MC before he makes a move.(She should have the speed booster, which makes her supersonic)

“When in doubt, assume the person is undead and kill him."

She wouldnt have it. only basic stuff

KoKane95 wrote: MC would probably pull out his Jackhammer Missile (Mini Nuke [Sort off] ) and would be able to 'Injure' Stark and Samus. Snake would then get his Rail Gun and open a few rounds, removing a majority of Stark’s armor. Stark staggers, his armors Jets break, and he falls to the floor. Samus uses some of her weapons on Snake, killing him for his lack of armor. Master chief runs at the unsuspecting Samus, and rams her into a wall. Her already broken armor cracks, and falls from her body(bits at least). Stark gets up, and aims a missile at MC’s back. He shoots, and MC jumps away, leaving Samus getting hit, and ultimately dying. MC look at Stark, who flinches as MC get his Spartan Laser. He fires at Starks chest, and destroys the little thing that keeps him alive.

Conclusion: Master Chief Victory.

Wow...Chief likes it when you suck on his cock so well...I especially liked how chief had spider sense.. Not a good argument due to the fact you know nothing about anything..

“I contend that we are both atheists. I just believe in one fewer god than you do. When you understand why you dismiss all the other possible gods, you will understand why I dismiss yours." Stephen F. Roberts

... right... thanks for contributing to the forum.

KoKane95 wrote: ... right... thanks for contributing to the forum.

Tell me...is it hard typing while fondling chief’s balls???

“I contend that we are both atheists. I just believe in one fewer god than you do. When you understand why you dismiss all the other possible gods, you will understand why I dismiss yours." Stephen F. Roberts

KoKane95 wrote: MC would probably pull out his Jackhammer Missile (Mini Nuke [Sort off] ) and would be able to 'Injure' Stark and Samus. Snake would then get his Rail Gun and open a few rounds, removing a majority of Stark’s armor. Stark staggers, his armors Jets break, and he falls to the floor. Samus uses some of her weapons on Snake, killing him for his lack of armor. Master chief runs at the unsuspecting Samus, and rams her into a wall. Her already broken armor cracks, and falls from her body(bits at least). Stark gets up, and aims a missile at MC’s back. He shoots, and MC jumps away, leaving Samus getting hit, and ultimately dying. MC look at Stark, who flinches as MC get his Spartan Laser. He fires at Starks chest, and destroys the little thing that keeps him alive.

Conclusion: Master Chief Victory.

Lol, you’re kidding right?

ok, to riptorn, this website isnt for posting your your deranged sex fantasies with gaming icons, and to Someguy, i got a bit out of hand when i wrote it up.

KoKane95 wrote: MC would probably pull out his Jackhammer Missile (Mini Nuke [Sort off] ) and would be able to 'Injure' Stark and Samus. Snake would then get his Rail Gun and open a few rounds, removing a majority of Stark’s armor. Stark staggers, his armors Jets break, and he falls to the floor. Samus uses some of her weapons on Snake, killing him for his lack of armor. Master chief runs at the unsuspecting Samus, and rams her into a wall. Her already broken armor cracks, and falls from her body(bits at least). Stark gets up, and aims a missile at MC’s back. He shoots, and MC jumps away, leaving Samus getting hit, and ultimately dying. MC look at Stark, who flinches as MC get his Spartan Laser. He fires at Starks chest, and destroys the little thing that keeps him alive.

Conclusion: Master Chief Victory.

Or MC and Snake both get shot and die by missiles as soon as the fight starts.

Beliefs do not fade away.
- Gray Voice

KoKane95 wrote: ok, to riptorn, this website isnt for posting your your deranged sex fantasies with gaming icons, and to Someguy, i got a bit out of hand when i wrote it up.

Ok ok ok...First, I have no need to have deranged sex fatasies as your mom has fulfilled every fantasy I could have. Second, your the one drooling on chiefs tally whacker while he tea bags you. Finally third, the whole basis for your outcome of the fight is absurd. Chief has spidersense, Iron man and Samus’s feet are glued to the ground, master chief breaks samus’s armor, Samus dies from a single missle after her armor falls off from getting broken by chief. samus was “unsuspecting” that chief would come after her after she kills snake. The whole argument is laughable...

“I contend that we are both atheists. I just believe in one fewer god than you do. When you understand why you dismiss all the other possible gods, you will understand why I dismiss yours." Stephen F. Roberts