Here is how snake and fox get beat...Samus has the visor that would detect them if they were using stealth and the wave beam coupled with the plasma that can pass through material....game over...I think she doesn’t need chief...between the speed dash, power bombs, the various beam weapons(unlimited ammo.) and the devastating screw attack coupled with the space jump(witch pretty much makes her invincible) Samus wins this one...Chief kinda stands around an wishes he had a suit that cool...
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1: Her armor takes attacks that deliver terawatts (10^12) of energy in a single shot with only a flinch. Each one of these attacks would kill a normal human. The Halo Plasma weapons range in on the double digit kilowatt range (10^3). So when Halo Plasma in burning flesh and melting bone and metal, Metroid Plasma is essentially doing four times more damage.
2: She is way too fast. She can break Mach 1 with the speed booster. Snake and Fox have nothing that could possibly counter that.
3: Her armor is too well shielded against non-energy attacks. Ridley’s claws, which are known to slice through space war ship hulls, cannot penetrate Samus’s shield through cutting force. Kraid, who weighs in at 110 TONS, cannot crush her shields either.
4: Those Terawatt weapons that are used against her regularely are not as powerful as her own weapons. While within the same range, her weapons have a noticable ability to make short work of everyone while her enemies' weapons are slightly less effective.
5: They cannot hide. She has no less that 3 differant ways of tracking Fox and Snake if they use Stealth Camoflaug.
They cannot out gun her. They cannot hide from her. They cannot harm her. They cannot out run her. They cannot survive her. Samus is going to win this match and not even give any of them a second shot.
snake would get toasted by anything, fox is a retarded dog with a gun, anything can sneak up on samus. bitch can’t even turn her head and if she could her retarded shoulders obstruct her vision. master chief is the key to this fight. he’s more realistic than the dog or the dumb yellow and red bitch and solid snake can’t hide under boxes the whole time.
Stix86 wrote:
snake would get toasted by anything, fox is a retarded dog with a gun, anything can sneak up on samus. bitch can’t even turn her head and if she could her retarded shoulders obstruct her vision. master chief is the key to this fight. he’s more realistic than the dog or the dumb yellow and red bitch and solid snake can’t hide under boxes the whole time.
She’s got radar, and the vision she has isn’t actually that bad, even with the shoulder blocks.
Stix86 wrote:
snake would get toasted by anything, fox is a retarded dog with a gun, anything can sneak up on samus. bitch can’t even turn her head and if she could her retarded shoulders obstruct her vision. master chief is the key to this fight. he’s more realistic than the dog or the dumb yellow and red bitch and solid snake can’t hide under boxes the whole time.
She’s got radar, and the vision she has isn’t actually that bad, even with the shoulder blocks.
her suit is lame. her suit is ran on nintendo tech, witch means it’s far more out if date then her competitions. the shoulder blocks are extremely lame. fox is still a dog.
Stix86 wrote:
snake would get toasted by anything, fox is a retarded dog with a gun, anything can sneak up on samus. bitch can’t even turn her head and if she could her retarded shoulders obstruct her vision. master chief is the key to this fight. he’s more realistic than the dog or the dumb yellow and red bitch and solid snake can’t hide under boxes the whole time.
She’s got radar, and the vision she has isn’t actually that bad, even with the shoulder blocks.
her suit is lame. her suit is ran on nintendo tech, witch means it’s far more out if date then her competitions. the shoulder blocks are extremely lame. fox is still a dog.
grey fox... ghey fox brings nothing to the table i don’t even know who that smuck is. the dog was a more lethal opponent. at least he could make puppy dog eyes for the chick.
Why must people make fools of themselves over the internet?
Regardless, the Varia Suit’s shoulder pads are capable of pivoting themselves so as not to obstruct Samus’s view. She has a radar that lets her know if anything is behind her, also.
And because Samus’s suit is Nintendo (Chozo) technology, it’s not entirely bound by reality. So it is incredibly powerful. Samus wins, please produce reasons if you disagree.
i only need to produce 1 reason: solid snake kills them all, because he is simply more badass than the rest. he tranquilizes samus, thne when she wakes up she totally bangs him.
uncle jesse wrote:
i only need to produce 1 reason: solid snake kills them all, because he is simply more badass than the rest. he tranquilizes samus, thne when she wakes up she totally bangs him.
I have only one question, which can be separated into several smaller questions. How? How does Snake kill them all? How does Snake tranquilize Samus when she is wearing powered armor? How does Snake even hold a candle to the badass that is Samus? And HOW IN THE HELL does Snake even survive one round of sex with the part human, part bird, part life draining monster that Samus happens to be.
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