Chea, seriously. I freakin' wrote the script for Final Fantasy VII. Those guys at Square Enix who say otherwise? They’re dickholes.
Only I know Sephiroth’s one true weakness... Gummi Bears... Once he eats them, he becomes powerless. He loses his super strength, his super speed, his ability to fly... Hell, bullets no longer bounce off him like he’s nothing either. They go straight in and he’ll die.
Read this if your stupid 22 wrote:
of course cid all cid has to do is unfairly ban seph
That too, but I’ll beat him like an evil genius by slipping gummi bears into his nightly meal. Then, when he’s putting on his dress and getting ready for his date with Vincent... BAM! Right in the back of the face. He’ll go down like the pussy I claim him to be right now.
Read this if your stupid 22 wrote:
of course cid all cid has to do is unfairly ban seph
That too, but I’ll beat him like an evil genius by slipping gummi bears into his nightly meal. Then, when he’s putting on his dress and getting ready for his date with Vincent... BAM! Right in the back of the face. He’ll go down like the pussy I claim him to be right now.
or you’ll pretend he made fun of you being gay and ban him