Santa vs. Satan

The one dude from hell or the one who got stuck in a chimney?

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In the bible Satan is considered a god.

Santa. God of presents and ho ho hoes.

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Santa put Satan on the naughty list.

Some people just don’t understand the Golden Rule.

Red_Calibur9 wrote: Santa put Satan on the naughty list.

At least the coal will keep the hellfire going.

Kurt Donald Cobain wrote: In the bible Satan is considered a god.

actualy in the bible he is just imprisoned there...but god loved him to much to kill him..it also states that we would laugh at how feeble he was if we saw him....

J peth wrote:

Kurt Donald Cobain wrote: In the bible Satan is considered a god.

actualy in the bible he is just imprisoned there...but god loved him to much to kill him..it also states that we would laugh at how feeble he was if we saw him....

no he is the god of this age. I think it’s in John?

Kurt Donald Cobain wrote:

J peth wrote:

Kurt Donald Cobain wrote: In the bible Satan is considered a god.

actualy in the bible he is just imprisoned there...but god loved him to much to kill him..it also states that we would laugh at how feeble he was if we saw him....

no he is the god of this age. I think it’s in John?

Satan isn’t omnipotent, though. Santa is, everyone knows that. Or else he could fit in the chimney. And his sleigh is faster than light.

Some people just don’t understand the Golden Rule.

Kurt Donald Cobain wrote:

J peth wrote:

Kurt Donald Cobain wrote: In the bible Satan is considered a god.

actualy in the bible he is just imprisoned there...but god loved him to much to kill him..it also states that we would laugh at how feeble he was if we saw him....

no he is the god of this age. I think it’s in John?

no he would lead this age LIKE a god...and in the end times they will say “all hail the beast! and who is there who can challenge him?"
in mockery of the older song which is stated..
“all hail the lord all mighty! and who is there who can can challenge him?
i think that is how it goes....

Santa controls time.

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Necron Lord wrote: Santa controls time.

S a n t a IS s a t a n in disguise. Anagram I see.

Saint Nicholas then. Although he was the patron St. of thieves... maybe that’s why he uses the chimney?

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Necron Lord wrote: Saint Nicholas then. Although he was the patron St. of thieves... maybe that’s why he uses the chimney?

he still wins...the bible says that satan has no real power....

Lol, really?

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Necron Lord wrote: Lol, really?

yeah...all he can do is deceive the week minded...
as he does to humans in the Christian beliefs...

Yeah, and Santa can’t be deceived. He has a list.

Some people just don’t understand the Golden Rule.

tThere was a VG cats on that.

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Necron Lord wrote: tThere was a VG cats on that.

Oh yeah, his list was the Death Note. XD

Some people just don’t understand the Golden Rule.

Exactly. Although I like the latest one. (Abortion back in time) but the red and black coat hanger frame was freaking scary.

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i think we all agree that santa is the winner here...